The crepe, or French pancake, was invented in 1923 to make its American counterpart look fat, oafish, and uncouth in comparison. Help the disced dessert maintain its well-deserved sense of superiority with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of custom crepes, barista beverages, and more at BannaStrow's Crepes and Coffee, a no-nonsense walk-up shop designed to refuel the stomach tanks of well-oiled shoppers. This Groupon is good at BannaStrow's local mall-based locations—Dadeland Mall in Miami and International Mall in Doral.
Enjoy a meal on the go at BannaStrow's, where the chefs work their magic in front of your anticipatory pupils and breakfast is served all day. Start by selecting a crepe, wrep (wrapped crepe), or salad as your edible canvas. Then, throw down your choice of four fresh veggies, a refreshing dressing, and one highly pleasing cheese to complete your creation ($5.95). If for some reason you hit a creperie block, feel free to enjoy any signature item, including good morning breakfast crepes (eggs, mozzarella, cheese, and ham; $3.99), a sweet crepe (strudel supreme with cinnamon apples, caramel sauce, and vanilla ice cream; $6.15), or classic California salads (spring mixed lettuce, tomatoes, croutons, raisins, parmesan, and olive oil; $4.35). By the time your food's prepped, your eyes will have already basted your face in tears of joy and hunger.
Groupon Says
Crepes or Creeps?
When you invite your date out for delicious crepes, double-check your reservation and make sure you're not accidentally exposing him or her to creeps. Although there are many similarities, such as the light steam emanating from their pale, fluffy textures, and the probability of them being coated with something sticky, crepes and creeps have important differences worth noting:
Crepes: can be made sweet or savory with a variety of fillings, such as Nutella, ricotta, or meats and vegetables.
Creeps: wear a variety of found or stolen military decorations from conflicting eras and nations. If asked about them, they will concoct a story of heroism that ends with you giving them a bite of your donut.
Crepes: originated in the northwestern region of France known as Brittany, but spread widely enough to become considered a national dish.
Creeps: will ambush you outside of the post office with literature about the only presidential candidate with enough sense to build a land bridge to Canada, and reveal the horrifying truth about "dolphins."
Crepes: are often compared to the North American flapjack.
Creeps: are often named Flapjack.
Comment on our feelings board
