Like working pens and your used ball of bubblegum, centers can be difficult to locate when you need them and usually wind up in your hair. Find your center with today's Groupon: for $40, you get five yoga classes at Bikram Yoga Falls (an $85 value).
Bikram Yoga Falls unites mind and body in the pursuit of concentration and flexibility through heated yoga classes. Bikram yoga coaxes flexibility out of its shy shell through a routine of 26 postures while high temperatures wheedle droplets of toxin-filled sweat from the comfort of the body's pores. Twenty minutes before their first class, students will sign a waiver and receive a brief introduction to yoga through an awkwardly intense handshake. The 90-minute classes are held every day of the week and the studio asks that yogis bring a mat, towel, and water bottle to class. Students without these objects may rent them for a small fee or their best version of the national anthem sung while holding the eagle pose. Bikram Yoga Falls boasts ample free parking for all students.
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The Groupon Guide to: Creative Discipline Ideas
Children sleep for about 18 hours a day, but they will sometimes act out during their brief windows of lucidity. And though any parent can teach right from wrong with a timeout or by withholding attention, it takes a special parent to discipline outside the box. Here are some creative punishments for unruly children:
- The child must eat two dinners before bedtime.
- The child must read your Toy Story fan fiction in which Buzz Lightyear spends 47 pages feeling sad about his life.
- The child must watch you smoke an entire carton of cigarettes while you explain precisely why doing so hurts your body.
- The child must get a boring art degree instead of a trendy business one.
- The child must defeat a robot version of his/herself.
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