Though less devastating than banana-cream pies, cupcakes still provide effective suppressive fire during fancy dinner-party food fights attended by Larry, Curly, and/or Moe. Today's Groupon lets you lock and load with this smile-inducing ammunition: for $7, you get a half-dozen large cupcakes at Clarabelle’s Cupcakes (a $15 value). This Groupon is not valid on Fridays.
With a rotating selection of seven to eight delectable cupcake flavors offered daily, Clarabelle’s Cupcakes offers a bevy of tastes with today's deal. Choose from a surprise six-pack of the day's cupcakes or make a six-pack from vanilla with vanilla buttercream, chocolate with chocolate buttercream, red velvet with signature non-dairy cream cheese frosting, vanilla chip with chocolate buttercream, chocolate chip cookie dough with vanilla buttercream, chocolate with fluffy cream filling and ganache topping, chocolate with vanilla buttercream, or lemon with tangy lemon frosting. Romantics can capture the hearts of dreamy, lactose-intolerant lovers with any of Clarabelle’s treats, because all cupcakes are non-dairy, kosher, and won't expand into a wheel of cheddar cheese when exposed to water. Visitors can sample some 30-odd flavors while visiting the pink-stripe-walled cupcakery confines, watch the bakers give birth to sweets in the open kitchen, and nosh on a variety of treats such as brownies, cookies, cakes, and olde-timey salted leather bootstraps.
Cupcake technology has advanced exponentially since frosting was ham-fistedly blasted by artillery cannon into cake-lined fields. Shedding cloying ammunition for high-powered mixers, today's Groupon to Clarabelle’s Cupcakes offers a convenient way to hand-catapult cup-sized cakes over tooth-walls.
This Groupon is valid for pick-up only, and customers must place their orders 48 hours in advance.
Groupon Says
Honey, I Shrunk the Dessert
The easiest way to make cupcakes, the tiny, handcrafted cake dessert, is to make a regular-size cake and then shrink it down to handheld size. This method, of course, is based on the popular film Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. That film proved popular enough to spawn an entire film series. Here are the first 10 films in the Shrunk series:
- Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
- Honey, I Blew Up the Baby
- Honey, I Slightly Shrunk the Kids
- Honey, I Misplaced the Baby
- Honey, Shut Up Before I Shrink You
- Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 6: Look Who's Shrinking Now
- Honey, We Ate the Kids
- Grandma, I Turned My Kids into My Wife
- Honey, Our Kids Hate Us
- Honey, I Shrunk Some of the Kids, Blew Up Some Others, and Now I'm Going to Hit the Dog
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