Desert dwellers prize the camel for having the endurance to conquer the sands and the eyelashes to conquer their hearts. Stock your beauty reserves with today's Groupon.
$69 for One Box of Latisse ($150 Value)
FDA-approved Latisse grows thicker, fuller eyelashes in less than four months. The brush-on treatment tackles hypotrichosis by promoting lash growth, causing new lashes to come in thicker and darker than their predecessors in as little as one month, although full results typically take about four months of continued treatment. One box will grant enough solution for up to 60 days.
Clear Image Aesthetic Center
For more than 20 years, Clear Image Aesthetic Center’s fully licensed and trained staff has helped clients beautify all aspects of their bodies. Laser treatments that rejuvenate faces or remove unwanted hair allow each patient, like a grandma phoenix, to be reborn with a simple, noninvasive procedure. The center also provides counseling on weight management and a slew of fat-abolishing and contouring treatments, including VelaShape. Fifteen injectables such as Botox and Radiesse treat fine lines and crow's feet almost immediately. Other available treatments fine-tune the details, such as lash-lengthening Latisse and sclerotherapy, which brushes away spider veins' webs without the use of a broom.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Computer Function Keys
Every computer keyboard comes equipped with 12 preconfigured function keys, all of which can be easily removed and swallowed. Here's what your computer does when you press these:
F1: Prints
F2: Makes monitor only display color in shades of brown
F3: Forces keyboard to slowly ooze Vaseline for comfort purposes
F4: Prints two copies
F5: Buys rights to domain name "sensualpizza.net"
F6: Replaces desktop image with beautiful photo of a mountain that's on fire
F7: Brings up a bunch of Quaker Oats commercials
F8: Substitutes ".pdf" extension with ".hummus"
F9: Predicts how many biological parents you have
F10: Increases internal computer temperature by one degree
F11: Doesn't do anything
F12: Navigates to a website that compiles photos of puppies that are all now ugly, unlovable adult dogs
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