Like reckless barbecue chefs, owners of dirty cars learn to be more careful about what they stuff into their grills. Clean up after misfires with today’s Groupon to Elite Car Wash in Aventura.
- For $13, you get a hand car wash, interior and floor mat cleaning, and teflon wax for a compact car ($27).
- For $15, you get a hand car wash, interior and floor mat cleaning, and teflon wax for a midsize car ($33).
- For $17, you get a hand car wash, interior and floor mat cleaning, and teflon wax for a large car or SUV ($38).
Elite’s squad of experienced chassis scrubbers purges and details cars with modern-day compounds and old-fashioned elbow grease. Dirt and tar slough off reborn vehicle cases under the hand-powered cleansing of meticulous sponge men. A teflon wax coat preserves sparkle for months to come with its grime-defying polymers. Vacuums roar ferociously, terrifying dust and detritus out of floor mats as enthusiastic technicians set up and crush cardboard buildings nearby. Car owners reward wheels for their tireless loyalty with a shine that leaves rims sparkling and rubber looking like it just came off the tree.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Creative Discipline Ideas
Children sleep for about 18 hours a day, but they will sometimes act out during their brief windows of lucidity. And though any parent can teach right from wrong with a timeout or by withholding attention, it takes a special parent to discipline outside the box. Here are some creative punishments for unruly children:
- The child must eat two dinners before bedtime.
- The child must read your Toy Story fan fiction in which Buzz Lightyear spends 47 pages feeling sad about his life.
- The child must watch you smoke an entire carton of cigarettes while you explain precisely why doing so hurts your body.
- The child must get a boring art degree instead of a trendy business one.
- The child must defeat a robot version of his/herself.
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