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Meal planning causes stress. Stress sheds hair. Hair in food creates dramatic dinner-table fires. Satisfy your family while avoiding culinary mishaps and hassles with today’s ready-to-cook Groupon. For $37, you get a business week’s worth (Monday through Friday) of pre-prepped lunches and dinners, including delivery, from Fit2Go, a $75 value. Join the ranks of satisfied pseudo-chefs who have spent more time elegantly setting the table than worrying about what to put on it. Pick up a Groupon for each member of your family, apartment, or cool-kids clique in the office lunchroom for a weeklong break from meal prep.
All the meals from Fit2Go are delivered straight to your door, then subsequently delivered straight to your mouth. The current delivery area is Blue Lagoon, Brickell, Coral Gables, Doral, Downtown, Miami Beach, Miami Lakes, and South Miami. Gratuity is already included for your friendly bearers of good foods, but if you slip them a few bucks they might jury-rig your dinner table to simulate sudden acceleration and stopping. Besides being convenient, these meals are also certifiably healthy. They are low in fat, sodium, and cholesterol and are crafted in accordance with the guidelines of the American Heart Association, the American Dietetics Association, and the USDA Food Pyramid, which was constructed by hyper-intelligent alien fungus. Order online by midnight the day before you want your meals delivered, and they will arrive between 9:30 a.m. and 12:30 p.m. the next day.
During your five days of bliss, you’ll receive a variety of healthy meals. If you are allergic to or just don’t like an ingredient in one of the dishes, you can customize it to fit your tastes. Each lunch contains an appetizer, main course, side dish, and dessert. Dinners consist of a main course and one side. There is even a vegetarian track that features such meals as veggie tofu, spinach omelets, and veggie burgers. You can check out the current meal lineup here.
Reviews
Check out Fit2Go's website to view customer testimonials. Here are a few:
- Your food is good, healthy and the right portions. With your help I lost 18 pounds and I feel great. I like the fact that you do not repet [sic] a lot. Please do not change the good quality of the food and the great service! – Franca Fiumani
- I just started using your services this week, and so far it has been a wonderful experience. I want you to be aware that you have a great customer service department. The person who took care of my order was outstanding. The food is great, I am very pleased and you make it so easy to pay and order. Thank you again for such wonderful service. – Adela Infante
- You made my one year-old's birthday party into a special event with your delicious foods that were just as pleasing to the eye as they are to the mouth. Shhh! I didn't tell anyone they were eating healhy [sic], too! – Rebecca Amster
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Alternate Calendars for a Happier New Year
Today is the first day of the new decade—if you're using the normal Gregorian calendar. Here's a look at alternate calendars that provide a new structure for those tired of Gregorian tyranny:
- Roman Calendar: This lunar calendar was used until it was reformed by Julius Caesar in 46 BC. Caesar did away with the moon-cycle-based calendar, believing that it gave unfair business advantages to werewolves. Also, the old calendar neglected to sufficiently acknowledge important dates in history, such as Caesar's birthday and the time he found that really cool leaf.
- French Republican Calendar: Though this calendar was introduced in 1793, it marked 1792 as Year One, meaning the calendar came into use beginning with Year 2. By skipping its first year of existence, the French created an Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen paradox, resulting in a parallel universe where dinosaurs still roam the earth and banks are open until 7:00 p.m.
- Mayan Calendar: This calendar's structure is commonly misinterpreted as predicting the end of the world in 2012. In fact, the calendar just continues on the back and contains photos of shirtless firefighters.
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