Though they both spring from plants, flowers are far less edible than fruit, due to their tough petals and indefatigable will to live. Get a delicious gift with today's Groupon: for $26, you get a custom Fresh Garden bouquet at Fresh Fruit Bouquet Company (a $52.99 value).
The fruit pruners at Fresh Fruit Bouquet Company rearrange nature's bounty into a blooming cornucopia of ripe delights for nutritious gifting. Each Fresh Garden bouquet comes blooming with an arrangement of strawberries, cantaloupe, honeydew, grapes, oranges, and daisy-shaped pineapple to plant on a colleague's desk or toss to hungry bridesmaids. As a special for Groupon users, Fresh Fruit Bouquet Company will include three chocolate-dipped strawberries culled from their cocoa-fertilized garden in every biodynamic bundle.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: What Makes a TV?
Enjoying television is as patriotic as knitting an apple pie or eating American flags. Here's a look at some of the components that make up these high-tech picture boxes:
• Glass: A high-end TV has a glass screen that when turned off (not recommended) will reflect your image. When turned on, it will reflect how awesome TV is.
• Cathode Ray Tube: No longer needed for modern TVs to work, but manufacturers still put one in every set just for old times' sake.
• Gold: TV signals, like men's hearts, are lustily attracted to gold, causing them to fly out of the sky into the gold brick in the back of every TV.
• A Couple of Horse Bones: 'Cause why not, right?
• Wires: They hook up to the wired helmets that all the actors wear to beam their acting into your TV.
• An Eternal Flame: To honor the former TV stars who have died.
• Tiny Fire Extinguisher: In case the eternal flame gets out of control.
• IBM PetaFlop SuperComputer: Guesses when you want to change the channel, lower the volume, etc., all to cover up the fact that the remote control doesn't do anything.
• Martin Sheen: He's gotta live somewhere.
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