Playtime gives children a welcome respite from the daily grind of selling life insurance to their action figures. Help your little nine-to-fivers let their hair down with this Groupon.
$19 for an Inflatable Fun-House Package for Two Kids (Up to a $38.98 Value)
- Two open-play admissions
- One 16-inch cheese pizza
- One pitcher of soda
Adults and nonplaying children receive free admission.
Jump A Roos Inflatable Play & Party Center
Inside Jump A Roos' 11,000-square-foot inflatable fun house, kids 12 and younger can bounce, slide, and wiggle through a variety of supervised play areas. Seven inflatable obstacle courses stand beside slides and bounce houses in the open-play area. In nearby adult seating areas, guardians can watch TV or use free WiFi, comfortable in the knowledge that kids are enjoying activities that are as safe and engaging as a game of Duck, Duck, Naptime. For special occasions, the center's four party rooms anchor birthday party and playdate packages, both of which include open-play access and a plethora of snack options. The facility also offers daily classes that encourage kids to dabble in music, gymnastics, martial arts, and smiling contests during 45-minute lessons.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Computer Function Keys
Every computer keyboard comes equipped with 12 preconfigured function keys, all of which can be easily removed and swallowed. Here's what your computer does when you press these:
F1: Prints
F2: Makes monitor only display color in shades of brown
F3: Forces keyboard to slowly ooze Vaseline for comfort purposes
F4: Prints two copies
F5: Buys rights to domain name "sensualpizza.net"
F6: Replaces desktop image with beautiful photo of a mountain that's on fire
F7: Brings up a bunch of Quaker Oats commercials
F8: Substitutes ".pdf" extension with ".hummus"
F9: Predicts how many biological parents you have
F10: Increases internal computer temperature by one degree
F11: Doesn't do anything
F12: Navigates to a website that compiles photos of puppies that are all now ugly, unlovable adult dogs
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