Microdermabrasion takes a gentle approach to softening faces, unlike taking a hair dryer to a smug-looking snowman. Smooth things over with this Groupon.
$35 for a Hot-Stone or Microdermabrasion Facial (Up to $90 Value)
During a soothing hot-stone facial, aromatic steam and a natural oatmeal scrub open pores before the aesthetician uses warm river stones to massage in essential oils and nutrients. An aloe mask completes the calming experience and leaves customers with deeply moisturized visages. A microdermabrasion facial whisks away the top layer of dead skin cells to minimize dullness, mustard stains, fine lines, and the appearance of scars. The treatment also includes a softening herbal-towel treatment or steam, extractions, and massage if necessary, and an ultrasonic wave mask.
Groupon customers can upgrade treatments to include a specialty mask such as cold molding, vitamin C, or collagen ($25 each), eyelash tinting ($20), or eyebrow tinting ($10).
Little Skin Care Studio
Debbie Little knows how to calm, warm, and provide a quick pick-me-up to her clients. But she's not a therapist, or a bartender. She's a licensed skincare and body-wrapping specialist with more than 20 years of experience soothing her clients' epidermal woes. Her specialty facials—all customized to meet personal needs—range from classic European treatments with herbal-warmed towels to pumpkin-infused sessions for those who celebrate October year-round. In addition to facials, she also specializes in detoxifying, hydrating, and skin-tightening body wraps.
Groupon Says
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Every computer keyboard comes equipped with 12 preconfigured function keys, all of which can be easily removed and swallowed. Here's what your computer does when you press these:
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F2: Makes monitor only display color in shades of brown
F3: Forces keyboard to slowly ooze Vaseline for comfort purposes
F4: Prints two copies
F5: Buys rights to domain name "sensualpizza.net"
F6: Replaces desktop image with beautiful photo of a mountain that's on fire
F7: Brings up a bunch of Quaker Oats commercials
F8: Substitutes ".pdf" extension with ".hummus"
F9: Predicts how many biological parents you have
F10: Increases internal computer temperature by one degree
F11: Doesn't do anything
F12: Navigates to a website that compiles photos of puppies that are all now ugly, unlovable adult dogs
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