Families can agree on eating pizza for dinner, even if they're divided about whether the moon is a satellite or the earth’s malformed twin. Devour out-of-this-world pizza with today's Groupon: for $8, you get a large 16-inch pizza (a $12.50+ value) with up to two toppings (a $1.50+ value each) at Mario the Baker (up to a $15.95 total value). Choose between the Bay Harbor Islands location or Miami's Bird Road location.
Mario the Baker's skilled chefs have sauced, hand-tossed, and crisped New York–style pizzas for more than four decades. Whether plucked from the Bay Harbor menu, or Bird Road's menu, each large 16-inch pizza bursts from a brick oven eager to charm palates with robust flavor and wardrobe compliments spelled out in pepperoni. Diners can adorn their pie with a duo of toppings from the roster of pie ornaments, including mounds of pepperoni, sausage, or meatballs, or further seal-coat flavor with melted feta or ricotta. The friendly crew can also help obviate territorial-topping disputes by sprinkling half the pizza with robust vegetables—including eggplant and peppers—and lining the other portion with pacifistic chunks of pineapple.
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The Groupon Guide to: Creative Discipline Ideas
Children sleep for about 18 hours a day, but they will sometimes act out during their brief windows of lucidity. And though any parent can teach right from wrong with a timeout or by withholding attention, it takes a special parent to discipline outside the box. Here are some creative punishments for unruly children:
- The child must eat two dinners before bedtime.
- The child must read your Toy Story fan fiction in which Buzz Lightyear spends 47 pages feeling sad about his life.
- The child must watch you smoke an entire carton of cigarettes while you explain precisely why doing so hurts your body.
- The child must get a boring art degree instead of a trendy business one.
- The child must defeat a robot version of his/herself.
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