Cupcakes are so popular in America that the top three Internet searches are cupcakes, hunky firemen, and hunky firemen kissing cupcakes. Get web 2.0 with today's Groupon: for $14, you get one dozen cupcakes at Mmmm…. Cupcakes in Miami Beach (a $29 value).
The culinary magicians at Mmmm…. Cupcakes conjure up a seasonally changing menu of delectable cakes from natural and organic ingredients harvested from Florida’s choicest sugar shrubs and candy trees. Traditional flavors including key lime and mint chocolate chip appear alongside surprises such as ambrosia, carameled banana, and Kahlúa. Health-conscious cupcakers can eat confidently, as red velvet cupcakes eschew artificial colorings for the natural ruby hue of beets, and dried cranberries and guava slices garnish some of Mmmm’s other decadent creations.
Cupcakes were invented to foster a sense of communion between human beings and elves, and Mmmm…. Cupcakes continues this tradition by uniting vegan and gluten-free eaters with long-lost cupcake friends in flavors such as carrot avocado and kumquat (vegan and gluten-free varieties cost an extra $4 per dozen). Customers should place orders at least one to two days ahead of their intended pickup times, as fresh cupcakes can experience some anxiety when separated too soon from their heated-oven homes.
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The Groupon Guide to: Creative Discipline Ideas
Children sleep for about 18 hours a day, but they will sometimes act out during their brief windows of lucidity. And though any parent can teach right from wrong with a timeout or by withholding attention, it takes a special parent to discipline outside the box. Here are some creative punishments for unruly children:
- The child must eat two dinners before bedtime.
- The child must read your Toy Story fan fiction in which Buzz Lightyear spends 47 pages feeling sad about his life.
- The child must watch you smoke an entire carton of cigarettes while you explain precisely why doing so hurts your body.
- The child must get a boring art degree instead of a trendy business one.
- The child must defeat a robot version of his/herself.
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