Studies show that modulating one's facial expression instantly builds camaraderie, whether by laughing at a joke, frowning at a sad story, or making empathetic fish lips at an unemployed merman. Prep your kisser for many roles with today's Groupon to Perfect Skin Studio. Choose from the following options:
- For $19, you get a neck and décolleté mask (a $45 value).
- For $24, you get a deep-pore-cleansing facial (a $60 value).
- For $29, you get a Lunch-Time Face-Lift facial (a $75 value).
Perfect Skin Studio's pamperers enlist paraben-free products to erase traces of stress and aging with customized skin treatments. Spa masters slather head holders in the neck and décolleté mask's rejuvenating concoction to diminish effects of sun exposure, poor posture, and wearing Elizabethan ruffs made of lead. The deep-pore-cleansing facial’s serums dive into pores, banishing impurities with a double-cleanse followed by exfoliation and extractions. During the Lunch-Time Face-Lift facial, staff members survey facial terrains, accounting for skin type or hidden water pipes before revitalizing, replenishing, and hydrating skin. Visages steep in an oxygen-infused elixir designed to soothe stressed-out muscles, tighten up droopy epidermises, and slake parched pores’ thirst. Postpamper, complexion experts share tips for homecare regimes calibrated to maintain countenances’ newfound smoothness, moisture, and bioluminescence.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: What Makes a TV?
Enjoying television is as patriotic as knitting an apple pie or eating American flags. Here's a look at some of the components that make up these high-tech picture boxes:
• Glass: A high-end TV has a glass screen that when turned off (not recommended) will reflect your image. When turned on, it will reflect how awesome TV is.
• Cathode Ray Tube: No longer needed for modern TVs to work, but manufacturers still put one in every set just for old times' sake.
• Gold: TV signals, like men's hearts, are lustily attracted to gold, causing them to fly out of the sky into the gold brick in the back of every TV.
• A Couple of Horse Bones: 'Cause why not, right?
• Wires: They hook up to the wired helmets that all the actors wear to beam their acting into your TV.
• An Eternal Flame: To honor the former TV stars who have died.
• Tiny Fire Extinguisher: In case the eternal flame gets out of control.
• IBM PetaFlop SuperComputer: Guesses when you want to change the channel, lower the volume, etc., all to cover up the fact that the remote control doesn't do anything.
• Martin Sheen: He's gotta live somewhere.
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