Getting the heck out of Dodge is far more complicated when you have to ask your neighbor to borrow his van. Simplify the moving process with today's Groupon. For $44, you get one hour of moving from a three-person crew (an $89 value) and two wardrobe boxes (an $84 value) from The Movers Group, a $173 total value.
Apply this deal toward a local move or your yearly season-feigning northern migration. Because movers at The Movers Group are required to spend their evenings playing Tetris, they'll be able to seamlessly fit even your oddest-shaped objects into the back of their shiny new fleet of trucks. With a specialty in piano and pool-table packaging, you can rest assured that your slate and ivories will survive the road ahead. Two capacious wardrobe boxes will ensure that you'll be able to move your entire closet with nary a wrinkle.
With 40 years of combined experience, the crack squad of uniformed movers can easily handle up to 40 years of your accumulated mementos and Mentos. Each move requires a minimum of three hours, plus one hour of billable travel, so nab a second Groupon to cover up to half the total minimum time. An appointment is required and is subject to availability.
Reviews
Seven Google Mappers give The Movers Group an average of 4.5 stars:
- The packers were very courteous, quick and efficient. They showed up on time, asked permission to open doors, use the bathroom, get water, etc. They packed our entire house in less than four hours. – hollywood
- The guys from The Movers Group were a delight; they were able to move my piano from my living room to my lobby area. I couldn't have done it without you guys. – kobe
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Plan Your Move
Here are some tips for your next move:
Pack Your Boxes: Don't just throw your belongings randomly into the first open pit of cardboard. Instead, carefully organize your things into categories such as "books," "kitchenware," and "scrapbooks of news clippings from Dad's trial." Things that won't fit into boxes, such as bed frames or dreams, should be discarded.
Hire Movers: Most NFL teams work together in the offseason as movers so they can save up extra cash and prove to their team's owner that they are responsible enough to take care of a team puppy. If they're unavailable, bribe friends to help you move by promising them "free pizza and all the free falcon skulls you can handle."
Love Your Destination: Don't just move for a job or because state troopers escorted you out of the state. Try living somewhere you've always dreamed of, such as in a hot-air balloon piloted by an eccentric millionaire or in Miami.
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