Riding a water taxi helps passengers avoid the typical traffic jams of road taxis and the elevated blood pressure associated with riding piggyback. Drift swiftly to destinations with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $10 for one round-trip pass (up to a $20 value)
- $15 for one Hop-On Hop-Off day pass (up to a $30 value)
Water taxis pick up clients from five area locations: Bayside Marketplace, Miami Beach Marina in South Beach, Sea-Isle Marina near the Omni Mall, and riverside stations at Bijan’s and Finnegan’s River. Taxi voyages are scheduled throughout the day.
Water Taxi Miami
From morning through evening, passengers motor to five sightseeing hotspots on Water Taxi Miami’s aquatic coaches. Watercrafts carry riders to and from stations such as Miami Beach Marina in South Beach—from which they can access South of Fifth shopping and dining—and Finnegan’s River, a sports bar where patrons can stop in for an evening drink or gaze at views of the Miami skyline. Kids ages 3 and younger ride the environmentally friendly taxis for free, and discounted tickets and saying "please" in song facilitate passage for youngsters 12 and younger.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Computer Function Keys
Every computer keyboard comes equipped with 12 preconfigured function keys, all of which can be easily removed and swallowed. Here's what your computer does when you press these:
F1: Prints
F2: Makes monitor only display color in shades of brown
F3: Forces keyboard to slowly ooze Vaseline for comfort purposes
F4: Prints two copies
F5: Buys rights to domain name "sensualpizza.net"
F6: Replaces desktop image with beautiful photo of a mountain that's on fire
F7: Brings up a bunch of Quaker Oats commercials
F8: Substitutes ".pdf" extension with ".hummus"
F9: Predicts how many biological parents you have
F10: Increases internal computer temperature by one degree
F11: Doesn't do anything
F12: Navigates to a website that compiles photos of puppies that are all now ugly, unlovable adult dogs
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