Playtime gives children a welcome respite from the daily grind of selling life insurance to their action figures. Help your little nine-to-fivers let their hair down with today’s Groupon: for $37, you get a family four pack of all-day indoor passes at America's Action Territory in Kenosha (a $75.75 total value). The four-pack includes the following:
- Unlimited laser tag, bumper cars, and 10 arcade tokens (a $14 value/person, $56 total value)
- Family pizza meal for four, with 16-inch pizza, six breadsticks, and a pitcher of soda (a $19.75 value)
America's Action Territory enchants parents and tykes alike with an abundance of interactive games and attractions festooning its 15,000-square-foot recreational center. After strapping on multisensitive vests, opposing teams, individual marksmen, or families of competitive laser eye surgeons can battle it out in an expansive laser-tag arena awash in multicolored strobe lights and dense, billowing fog and reverberating with the rhythmic thumping of a sound-system's bass. Designed for guests reaching or exceeding 44 inches in height, bumper cars tinted in a cornucopia of hues slam against one another and whirl 360 degrees as families steer with abandon on a confined track. More than 150 video and redemption games grant arcade aficionados opportunities to launch skee-balls up inclined lanes, simulate heart-stopping car races, snatch prizes with cranes, and patiently wait in virtual lines while playing Adventures at the DMV. A 16-inch large cheese pizza, six breadsticks, and a pitcher of soda reenergize kin after sessions of extended, entertaining exertion.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Hiding
Whether playing hide-and-seek or running away from a group of miners who want to raise you communally, you need to know how to find a good hiding place. Here are some tips to help you evade your pursuers:
- The best hiding spots are the places no one would ever look, like under a pile of hair clippings or inside a hollowed-out copy of Jamie Farr's autobiography.
- It's possible to hide in plain sight if you blend into your surroundings. When you're in the woods, wear camouflage. When you're walking on a sidewalk, encase yourself in cement.
- Never give away your position by laughing, crying, or lighting it on fire.
- On a map, good hiding places are marked with an icon that shows a baby holding its index figure up to its lips with a thought bubble that reads "I'm not gonna tell."
- Bring plenty of hamburgers. If you get trapped in your hiding place, rescuers will be able to easily find you by following the stench of moldy buns and rancid beef.
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