Unlike cats and germaphobes, automobiles need to be reminded to wash themselves. Drop a blatant hint to your lazy ride with today's Groupon: for $13, you get an Inside n Out car wash at Auto Spa, located near General Mitchell International Airport (a $26.45 value). During each Inside n Out wash, skilled buggy bathers spruce up interiors and uncover the shiny coats of road-weary wagons, flushing out grime for hand-washed annihilation. Tested techs vacuum your roadster's every nook and cranny, right down to the dashboard and cup holders, while glass guardians erase the thumb-smeared haikus of wandering poets. Underbelly washing helps stave off rust and dislodge street barnacles. The spa’s team of auto aestheticians won’t quit before they hand-dry your steel chariot, rinse its rims, and bathe its tires in wheel bright. While sedans purr along to cleansing strokes, drivers can peruse the gift shop, surf the free Internet service, or plan a different commute route that doesn’t require gunning it full throttle through the neighbor’s tar pit.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Road Trips
Break parole in the best way possible with these road tips for road trips:
Destinations: Nowhere to go? Pick where you're going at random by playing spin the bottle with maps instead of people. Once you've french kissed your destination, it's time to hit the road, literally. Now bandage up your hand and drive away.
Pit Stops: When fueling up, take an extra few minutes to fill your trunk up with gas so you don't have to stop again. Before doing this, make sure to move your lit candles and sun-dried fireworks to the backseat so they don't accidentally get wet.
Friendships: Bond with fellow passengers by playing a game of Celebrity Toll Booth, in which everyone in the car places toll booth operators into the categories of either John Goodman or Whoopi Goldberg.
Note: If you are by yourself, don't even bother going on the trip. The open road is no place for self-discovery.
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