With your kitchen's pots and pans inhabited by the evil spirits of dead pots and pans, cooking at home has become both time-consuming and spooky. Get quality cuisine without interference from crazed kitchenware with today's Groupon to Chili Lili’s Chili Bar on Menomonee Street in the historic Third Ward. Choose between the following options:
- For $20, you get $40 worth of chili, American fare, and drinks during dinner.
- For $7, you get $15 worth of chili, American fare, and drinks during lunch or Sunday Brunch.
Chili Lili’s serves immaculately prepared fresh-made chili and a menu of American fare and locally brewed liquid complements. Jay Schiek, Chili Lili’s Milwaukean owner, and Chef Andy Tenaglia gourmet-ify the hearty dish and offer a range of signature chilis in a bowl ($9), on a platter over garlic bread ($9), on a platter over corn bread ($9), or on a platter over mac 'n' cheese ($10). The spicy pizza chili includes bell peppers, pepperoni, garlic, and Italian sausage, whereas the vegetarian chili comes loaded with olive oiled, oven-roasted portobellos, and eggplant. Chilified meals such as the flour-tortilla-encased chili burrito ($8) or the Kobe style chili burger ($12, add cheese for $1) save standard dinner or lunch fare from the throes of lack-of-bean-induced depression, and sandwiches such as the turkey burger ($8) offer the edible endurance necessary for sawing down view-obstructing trees using only a pizza cutter.
Chili Lili's, located near the Summerfest grounds, is open until 2 a.m. Mondays–Thursdays and 2:30 a.m. Fridays and Saturdays. All Chili Lili's chilis are made from scratch and the dedicated staff knows the precise ingredients of every dish, so patrons with specific allergies need not fear any food-induced outbreaks.
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The Groupon Guide to: Choosing Your Own Adventure
Thanks to electronic readers and the recent discovery of free will, traditional fiction is increasingly giving way to futuristic hyperfiction that places you in the driver's seat of a book. Uninitiated readers can start activating their adventure synapses with this excerpt from the popular You Live It! series of interactive novels, Escape From Smugglers' Cove.
Page 26: Blind Darby and his assistant with a hook for a hand carry a bag of loot into their smugglers' shack. Your grandfather always warned you not to follow smugglers.
- If you follow the smugglers into their shack, turn to page 32.
- If you hop onto your motorbike to go find Chief McCullough, turn to page 17.
- If you place the old amulet into the swamp in order to raise Swampman to wreak his muddy vengeance on the smugglers, turn to page 9.
Page 32: You deftly creep into the foyer of the candlelit crime shack. The smugglers seem to be gone, but they have left the computer on. You play around on Facebook for a while.
Page 17: You hightail it down the gravel road before realizing that Chief McCullough is on vacation. You pull over and play around on your phone for a while.
Page 9: Instead of doing the thing you chose, you head home to see what's on TV. During a long commercial break you pull out your phone and play around on Facebook for a while.
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