Although birds are a nonjudgmental bunch of aviators, they enjoy a good view when they fly above parks and walkways gazing at the scalps of flightless humans. Give birds something to whistle at with today’s Groupon: for $59, you get a haircut, style, and color service treatment from Chris & Co. Salon in Delafield (up to a $150 value). Select from a partial foil, partial foil and color, full foil, or full foil and color before a cut and style.
Dubbed one of Milwaukee’s top salons by Milwaukee Magazine, Chris & Co. Salon's staff of professional stylists enhances coiffures through a bevy of mane-managing services. New clients in pursuit of a hair makeover receive an individualized consultation to prep pigment-hungry tresses for experienced clippers. Hair gurus then snip and shape locks before wrapping favored strands in a highlight and/or color-imparting foil embrace. Brighten the head’s entire belfry with a full foil (up to a $140 value) or full foil and color treatment (up to a $150 value), or opt for a more particular crown sprucing with a partial foil (up to a $110 value) or partial foil and color application (up to a $130 value).
Heads receive their chromatic pampering in Chris & Co.’s ornately furnished styling area, surrounded by polished wood and basking under a luminous chandelier. Haircut stations are arranged in a circle to encourage relaxed conversation and impromptu duck, duck, goose tournaments.
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The Groupon Guide to: Getting Laughs
Making people laugh is the key to success in business, romance, and the pharmaceutical industry, as laughter is widely considered the best medicine, narrowly edging out penicillin and wishing. After reading this handy guide, you'll be cracking up coworkers and guffawing with your girlfriends in no time:
Face the Funny: Contorting your countenance into a funny face is the most important skill for any comedian. If you don't have a naturally hilarious feature such as a third ear or little fingers where your teeth should be, you can use a system of scotch tape and pulleys to whip your visage into a laugh riot.
Be Heard, Not Herd: Many people will think opinions but won't dare say them. As a comedian, it's your job to scream your opinions as loudly as you can, whenever you can. Job interviews, first communions, and ornithology retreats are perfect places for you to shout the differences between men and women into a bullhorn.
Fall Over a Lot: That’s what Charlie Chaplin did, and he went on to become a millionaire, a knight of the British Empire, and Secretary of Jestering under the Taft administration.
Believe in Yourself: This is just good advice no matter the subject.
Remember That You Are Terrible: All great comedy comes from a place of loathing and self-doubt. Start your next comedy set by repeating that phrase exactly, then immediately adding "[Name of your home state]!"
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