Water thrives when under pressure, much like spelling-bee finalists and fast-food drive-thru operators at the Indy 500. Unleash pressurized power with today's Groupon to Express Auto Spa in Waukesha. Choose between the following options:
- For $10, you get one Ultimate car wash package (a $22 total value).
- For $30, you get three Ultimate car wash packages (a $66 total value).
Each Ultimate wash package includes:
- A Pro Shine exterior wash (a $12 value each)
- An Ultimate full-service wash (a $10 value each)
Express Auto Spa rejuvenates grime-ridden rides with extensive vehicle-sanitization processes during the 30-minute Ultimate full-service wash. A soft-cloth swathing dislodges grit, grime, and caked-on sunbeams before flushing the underbelly to wake up sleepy autos with a character-building splash. A Bulldog tire and rim cleaning accentuated by Black Magic tire-shining products keeps road-greeting rubber well dressed, and a bug-and-salt blast zaps away rust-causing minerals. Triple foam polish keeps whips gleaming, and a generous coating of Armor All body shield locks in the freshly minted flavor. A spot-free rinse coupled with a drying agent, a smooth air dryer, and a delicate towel dry finish out the exterior treatments. Finally, the interior receives similar celebrity treatment, as trained technicians get to work cleaning windows, vacuuming floors and mats, and wiping down the console, dash, secret cheeseburger compartment, and seats.
Groupon Says
Groupon Guide to: Vital Signs
Each time you visit a doctor, the physician will run a series of 47 basic tests to quickly determine how alive you are. Here are some tips for passing four of the examinations you'll be subjected to at your next checkup:
Breathing Test: Doctor makes you blow into a brown paper bag for two minutes. How to Pass: When the doctor hands you a lunch-size bag, tear it up and tell a story about how you could probably inflate a 30-gallon plastic trash bag with your mouth if someone made you.
Temperature Test: Doctor makes you sit in a bathtub full of ice and tracks how long it takes you to melt the cubes. How to Pass: Speed up the process. Either lower the melting point of water by filling your pockets with something salty, such as ballpark pretzels, or increase your body temperature by asking the doctor to hug you.
Hair Growth Test: Doctor has you stand against wall, where he or she has marked off the length of your hair at your last visit. How to Pass: Impress the doctor by growing your hair right in front of him or her. Just train a long-haired animal to sit perfectly still on your head and slowly inch backward when the measurement is taken.
Pulse Test: Doctor counts your heartbeats by simultaneously pressing his or her ear against your chest, and his or her fingers against your neck and wrist, where your two smaller hearts rest. How to Pass: Slow down your heart rate until it is completely undetectable. The doctor will be left with no choice but to pass you because admitting failure is one of a doctor's greatest fears, in addition to horses that eat people.
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