Human beings are creatures of layers—with skin protecting insides, clothes protecting skin, aprons protecting clothes, and thick layers of spaghetti sauce protecting aprons. Keep textiles shielded in style with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of aprons and gloves from Flirty Aprons.
Flirty Aprons' online apron emporium protects outfits from kitchen mishaps with more than 50 fashionable coverings for men, women, and children. Designed to flatter figures, the women's aprons whisper compliments as they rustle and bustle through kitchens. The original-style apron protects ensembles with a durable double layer of cotton in beguiling patterns such as aqua damask ($32.95), and the Marilyn style's frills entertain gawking guests in designs such as the Mint-a-liscious ($25.95). A supply of men's aprons shields man-shapes from coal, grease, and unwanted cook kissers, with durable fabric displaying titles such as Grill Sergeant ($25.95) and I Like Big Buns ($25.95).
Little misses ages 3–7 can whip up edibles alongside parents in Very Cherry aprons ($24.99) while trying to fit hands in a pair of kitchen gloves ($13.95) that can guard skin mitts against hot water and chemicals. Orders ship in one business day, quickly swooping in to save outfits from grime.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Halloween History
12 AD: The first Halloween occurs when a frightened cluster of druids throws handfuls of candy to distract a roving band of ravenous moor children.
1931: Fearing competition from other sugared treats and holidays, The Coca-Cola Company teams up with Santa Claus to kidnap Harold the Halloween Horse.
1955: The most popular Halloween costume of '55 was the scariest monster imaginable, a handsome movie star concealing secret Communist sympathies. The second-most popular costume—cowboy?
1987: New York Post columnist Whitley Gravers eviscerates the growing commercialism of Halloween in a scathing editorial, referring to it alternatively as "Hollow-ween" and "Shallow-ween."
1996: Alarmist parents warn their children not to take any apples from strangers, as they may contain the sophomore album Razorblade Suitcase by British grunge rockers Bush.
2013: Halloween is canceled indefinitely because of terrifying monsters becoming real the previous year, thus making it much less fun for everyone to pretend.
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