If you love something, don't let it go; hold it close, and feed it pizza rolls until it is rendered immobile. Ensnare a cherished one's affections with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of flowers, plants, gifts, and more from FTD. Order now to take advantage of FTD offerings for Valentine’s Day or purchase a voucher for any occasion after Valentine’s Day.
FTD's century-strong network of florists drapes the globe with channels of warm-hearted sentiment. More than 12,000 independent boutiques craft florid floral gifts and tactful tenderness tokens, all unerringly adhering to FTD's fire-sworn standards of service, quality, and allegiance to arrow-wielding babies. Kick off a Valentine's Day dinner with a gift of crimson roses, their fragrant blooms stifling the kitchen's aroma of burnt waffles, or surprise a loved one with a workplace delivery of a teddy bear bearing chocolates.
While the availability of specific arrangements varies by day, FTD’s Gift Galleria liberates last-minute shoppers with a panoply of prearranged presents, featuring vivid sylvan bouquets as well as saccharine and savory snacks, fresh fruits, coffees, and more. If you’d rather defer to the expertise of someone who speaks the secret language of flowers (Flemish), a local florist can arrange a bouquet out of the finest flora they have in-stock, with same-day delivery available on florist-designed goods ordered before 2 p.m. Flowers can also be delivered via FedEx or UPS in FTD's signature black box.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Strength
There are many types of strength, with physical strength being just one kind—the one kind that matters.
There is also emotional strength, aka weakness. Emotional strength is only appreciated in persons who already possess physical strength, such as football players who cry after a victory (never a loss).
Intellectual strength is a fancy, smart-person word that smart people use to describe being smart. Intellectual strength is found only in persons whose feeble musculatures and disappreciation for physical conditioning makes physical strength unlikely.
Finally, there is the strength of one's convictions, which refers to the length of one's prison term. In prison, physical strength is particularly important. Thus, emotional strength is particularly invaluable, invaluable in this case meaning just what it sounds like and the exact opposite of what it actually means.
To determine if you yourself possess physical strength, go right now and lift the heaviest object in your house. If you don't already know what that object is, then you are not physically strong.
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