What You Get
- For $49, you get an All-American party platter (a $129 value).
- Each party platter includes the following:
- Four 4-ounce Angus burgers
- 2 pounds of medium-spiced buffalo wings (11-15 pieces)
- 2 pounds of chicken nuggets (60-70 pieces)
- 1 pound of barbecued pulled pork
- Shipping is included.
- Football is not included.
To get this deal, use the buy button on this page.
Overview
The All-American party platter refuels bodies as they burn calories during the fist pounds, chest bumps, and heartbroken head droops that accompany big games. The Angus burgers and chicken nuggets are seasoned to perfection, a medium-heat rubdown on the chicken wings keeps tongues at attention but not aflame, and the pulled pork marinates in a tangy barbecue sauce. Each dish arrives in vacuum-sealed bags that resist freezer burn, keep in moisture, and deflect movie spoilers, allowing meats to stay fresh for up to one year.
Features
- Vacuum-sealed bags keep meats fresh for up to a year
- No additives
- 2 pounds of chicken nuggets
- 2 pounds of medium-spiced buffalo wings
- Four 4-ounce Angus burgers
- One 1-pound bag of barbecued pulled pork
- Made in the United States
How to Get Your Goods
Step 1.
Purchase your Groupon using the buy button on this page.
Step 2.
No need to do anything else! By purchasing this Groupon and providing your name and shipping address, you've completed the order for your All-American party platter and it should ship within 3 days.
Step 3.
Enjoy!
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Employee Benefits
Before starting a new job, make sure your prospective employer offers the following basic benefits:
• Health Insurance: Your medical plan should pay for checkups, hospital visits, and twice-daily atomized vaccine mists administered via your office's sprinkler system.
• 401(k): This is a 401-foot-deep hole where your money is buried so government taxmen can't find it. When you retire, you’re mailed a map to its location.
• Complimentary Cigarette Dish: There should be a bowl of loose cigarettes on the receptionist's desk next to the punch bowl full of Pepsi.
• Solid-Gold Retirement Knife: Should have a pawn value equal to one electric guitar.
• Dignity: Or not.
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