Bodies of water are frequent metaphors in poetry, due to their unfathomable depths, unknowable sprawl, and unattainable fresh-water porpoises. Cruise into the enigma with today's Groupon from Lake Geneva Cruise Line.
- For $22, you get two tickets for a two-hour cocktail cruise or one-hour Geneva Bay tour (up to a $60 value).
- For $26, you get a two-hour full-lake tour or 75-minute ice-cream-social tour (up to a $54 value).
Lake Geneva Cruise Line boasts several elegant boats, including the Duchess cruise liner, an 80-passenger ship located on the docks of the Riviera in Lake Geneva. As guests board the cocktail cruise,they will be handed a complimentary drink and the two-hour cruise will commence into the westward sunset and the historic splendor of lakeshore estates. Cocktail cruises often have live entertainment and always offer a stocked cash bar for additional drinks and authentic memorabilia from the set of Ratatouille.
The cruise line also offers a variety of scenic tours, which set passengers adrift on a luxurious boat for a tour of Lake Geneva's legendary landmarks. Cruise past the elegant estates of the lake's eastern end during the one-hour fully-narrated Geneva Bay tour or hop aboard the two-hour full-lake tour to get an up-close-and-personal look at the villages of Williams Bay and Fontana and Black Point Estate, all while learning facts about the area and the longstanding rivalry between large- and smallmouth bass from the tour guide. The 75-minute ice-cream-social tour combines the splendor of freshwater floating with frozen desserts by washing down sightseeing sojourns with a decedent Breyers-ice-cream sundae.
Lake Geneva is a glacier-made spring-fed lake located about one hour from Milwaukee by car, making these cruises an easy getaway from the hustle and bustle of life on land or 500 feet above land in a suspended air-city. Check the upcoming schedule for updates and to determine the best time to invite a handsome merman to experience a fresh perspective of Lake Geneva.
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The Groupon Guide to: This Year's Coolest Gadget
Technological achievements have made gadgets more advanced than ever—the only problem is that no one knows which ones are the most must-havingest. Solve that problem with this list of the year's coolest gadgets:
- SolarScoot: This urban scooting transporter, made of imported Brazilian coacaba wood with decals designed by Tristan Cuehlo, certainly isn’t embarrassing for a full-grown adult to be riding in front of other full-grown adults.
- SongDog: Days at the dog park have never been more fun with this urban technophile's dream—a helmet that gently hypnotizes your dog into bark-singing your favorite MP3s.
- MirrorMD: Ideal for the young, health-conscious urban professional, this miraculous mirror reads your skin pallor, muscle tension, blood sugar, and retinal-reaction speed, then recommends that day's mixture of vitamins before predicting your D.O.D. (Date of Divergence).
- UrbanDogHat: Compatible with SongDog and the forthcoming SongDog Pro II, this techno-leap is another kind of hat…that dogs can wear!
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