A children's show engages kids with age-appropriate music and spectacle, forgoing such adult-concert mainstays as extended seminars on optimizing tax deductions. Take young'uns to a show they can get into with today's GrouponLive deal for two tickets to see Max & Ruby: Bunny Party at the Racine Civic Centre on Wednesday, October 5, at 6:30 p.m. Doors open at 5 p.m. Choose between the following options:
- For $19, you get two balcony-level seats in rows E–L (up to a $38.70 value including ticketing fees).
- For $25, you get two first-level seats in section D, E, or F, rows U–Y (up to a $50.50 value including ticketing fees).
A top Nickelodeon Jr. show, Max & Ruby entertains children around the world with its charming portrayal of whimsically drawn bunnies. Atop the stage, Max, a wily younger brother, and Ruby, his bossy older sister, regale audiences with a 70-minute extravaganza of music, dancing, colorful costumes, and all the frenzied thrill of eating Santa's cookies. The bunnies eagerly plan a party for a special guest and embark on a magical bus ride in search of the world's best present. Delightful and vibrant, the performance celebrates the prickly love between siblings and the even thornier relationship between rabbits and illusionist David Copperfield.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Boxes of Chocolates
Unfortunately, the government will never force big candy corporations to label their boxed chocolates, as this would leave them with nowhere to hide the country's disgusting deposits of cherry cordials. To help, here's a guide to knowing which chocolates are safe to eat:
Round: Eat. This will be filled with delicious coconut, the only nut with no calories and no anger that you are eating it, willingly sacrificing its life to sustain your own. Are you happy now?
Square: Do not eat. Chocolate does not naturally have corners. If it does, there's no explanation and it's uncomfortable to even think about.
Oval: Bite into this one carefully. If it's nougat—swallow. If it's not nougat, it's bird food—leave it for your spouse or children to eat. Especially if either happen to be a bird.
Lumpy: Enclose this in your hand until it melts. All of the polished rocks and metal treasures that were lurking below its surface will suddenly be revealed.
Rectangle: Eat. This one must be caramel. It just has to be.
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