Studies show that children who don't learn to play a musical instrument often try to eat one. Keep didgeridoos out of their duodenums with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get four 30-minute private music lessons at the Kenosha Conservatory of Music (up to an $80 value). Groupon-holders will not need to pay the $25 registration fee for these classes.
At the Kenosha Conservatory of Music, experienced teachers inspire students of all ages and skill levels to coax melodies and rhythms out of their instruments during weekly private lessons. The conservatory's teachers each rely on at least 10 years of experience or a bachelor's degree in the study of an instrument such as piano, violin, guitar, drums, flute, or vuvuzela. An instructor designs custom curriculum for the month of lessons, with novices learning the basics of note reading and fingerings and advanced students working toward better rhythm, feeling, and pitch. The lessons delve into various styles and techniques for each instrument, such as the Suzuki method for violin, or the Bam Bam method for drums. In between their lessons, students have a full week to practice their instruments and rummage through landfills for busts of Beethoven.
Kenosha Conservatory of Music offers introductory discounts for new customers, but this Groupon still provides the best deal available for four lessons.
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The Groupon Guide to: Being a Good Friend
Though many of life's accomplishments are important—working as a reading tutor, not setting fire to every mailbox you happen to pass—only one accomplishment matters in the long run: being a good friend. Follow these friendship tips to separating besties from the resties:
• Every time you're drinking something, offer your friend a sip from your glass. If they decline, show them there's nothing to worry about by sterilizing your own mouth with a crème brûlée torch.
• Pick up the check whenever possible—but don’t stop there. Use your intimate knowledge of your friend to glean possible passwords to their online bank accounts and transfer their funds into a high-yield CD just in case they want to save up to go to college again.
• What's your friend's favorite animal? Do they own one yet? Could you conceivably get them one? Keep in mind that the word "impossible" was most likely invented by a bad friend.
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