Children love blues clues and juice, but not as much as adult children love a booze cruise and fermented juice. Enjoy the carefree days of adulthood with today's Groupon: for $10, you get a 90-minute happy-hour boat cruise with bottomless margaritas with Milwaukee Boat Line (a $19 value). The cruise departs from a convenient RiverWalk location, where downtown meets the historic Third Ward. Happy-hour cruises depart at 6:00 p.m. and run through Labor Day. This Groupon is only valid for Tuesday through Friday cruises.
Climb aboard the vintage 1922 Iroquois vessel—a 65-foot double-decker that is the oldest operational vessel on the Great Lakes—then batten down your booze buoy for an hour and a half of bottomless margaritas and half-priced cocktails, beer, soft drinks, and snacks. You can relax in the summer evening sun, take in the shade on the covered part of the top deck, or hop down to the main cabin for restock on margaritas and to nibble at the snack stations. As you drift effortlessly along the shores of Milwaukee, lend an ear to the ambient tunes and cast an eye on the lakefront and skyline.
Booze-cruising alone may leave loved ones thinly veiling their jealousy, so buy today's Groupon for your friends and family, and request their company for an evening spent enjoying the great human pastime and dancing like you've just emerged from a slimy cocoon. Call ahead to make a reservation.
Must be 21 or older.
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Nautical Notions
Before you begin your voyage, remember that sailors are superstitious for a reason. The high seas can be a dangerous place, but you can have a grand voyage and safely return to dry land with the help of these easy-to-remember sailors’ adages:
- Red sky in morning, sailors take warning. Red sky at night, cool sailor fight.
- Winds blow sails forward, onward, and shoreward. Winds blow sails back, pirates attack.
- Barnacles on starboard, soon to be harbored. Barnacles on port, new basketball court.
- Turtles in distance, expect no assistance. Turtles in reach? Roast turtles on beach.
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