Losing weight is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that’s covered in canola oil. Take an expert approach to tackling the task of slimming down with today's Groupon: for $999, you get six Zerona laser body-toning treatments at Rejuva Skin Care and Wellness in Waukesha (a $2,400 value).
Under the expert direction of Dr. George Korkos, the wellness devotees at this full-service med spa sculpt slumped bodies through series of 30- to 60-minute Zerona treatments. The Zerona system employs noninvasive cold lasers to liquefy fat cells and relocate them to regions of the body for purging via natural excretory processes and scenic trolley tours. The sessions are painless and can expel unwanted insulation from any subpectoral precincts, such as the stomach, waist, and legs. However, much like turning on the radio by throwing tennis balls, all six treatments must target the same chosen area. Prior to treatment, a consultation determines if laser therapy befits the client, and unqualified candidates are allowed to apply the value of this deal toward other services.
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The Groupon Guide to: Summer’s Coming Attractions
It’s summer-movie season (summer), meaning it’s time to grab your popcorn and don your 4-D movie senso-suit and hit the cinema. Here are some upcoming summer flicks you won’t want to miss:
Steppenwolf: School’s out, and rebellious teen Corey’s new stepdad is a wolf! Will summer be a flop, or will this unlikely duo team up to save the community pool from cat burglars? Based on Hermann Hesse’s classic novel.
Pixar Presents: Objects!: Sentient objects must grapple with their unexplainable existence.
Dolephant: Is it a dolphin? Is it an elephant? It’s voiced by comedian Don Rickles and it’s coming this fall.
Car vs. Car 3: Rio Race Off: In the third installment of this popular drag-racing series, the fast car racers use their fast car-racing skills to steal an expensive beach, but the local police have plans of their own.
Thomas: Prepare to fall in love with this titular canine troublemaker, who will spend 90 minutes winning your heart and 3 minutes breaking it with society’s standard, agreed-upon dog-movie ending.
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