Cleaning the car is a tedious chore that—much like seeing the love of your life devour an entire wedding cake—can actually dampen your ardor for it. Keep your car ardor intact with today’s Groupon: for $75, you get the platinum detail package at Tender Car Auto Detailing (up to a $209.95 value, depending on vehicle size). Administered by hand, the Platinum detail treatment tidies the vehicle inside and out, beginning with a full interior scouring. The scrubbing squad takes great care to make the interior look as spotless as the day the wheelmobile followed its owner home. Carpets and fabric are steam-cleaned, and vinyl, leather, and plastic receive a conditioning treatment. After meticulously vacuuming cracks, crevices, and compartments, creating a serene environment for groceries and foundling hedgehogs, Tender Car’s skilled sparkle specialists shift their focus to the exterior with a high-speed buff and wax that hides scratches and scuffs.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Drag Racing
Though stuck-up snobs such as adults and the government frown on drag racing, it really is the best way to learn which of two cars is the fastest. Here, then, is a guide to driving your car competitively:
- Choose the location of the race wisely. Though the sloped cement urban river area might seem like the most logical choice, your tires will get better traction in a rippling air desert or the parking lot of the leather-jacket factory.
- Ford cars are faster than Chevy ones. If the previous statement angers you, reverse the names of the companies.
- Cancel the race immediately if there is even a remote chance that baby ducklings could be anywhere near the racing area.
- You and your opponent only hate each other because you're so alike. Remember this and you'll immediately team up to steal diamonds and ramp over local points of interest.
- Make sure you hold down the pedal that moves the car and not the one that doesn't do that.
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