Cleaning the car is a tedious chore that—much like seeing the love of your life devour an entire wedding cake—can actually dampen your ardor for it. Keep your car ardor intact with today’s Groupon: for $75, you get the platinum detail package at Tender Car Auto Detailing in Milwaukee. Each detail package services the inside and outside of any car, truck, SUV, or three-door potato with a purring engine and is up to a $209 value, depending on the vehicle size.
The platinum detail treatment, which is administered by hand, begins with a full interior scouring. Great care is taken to make your interior look as spotless as the day your wheelmobile followed you home from the dealership. Carpets and fabric are steam-cleaned, and vinyl, leather, and plastic are conditioned. Cracks, crevices, and compartments are meticulously vacuumed. Tender Car’s skilled sparkle specialists then shift their focus to the exterior with a high-speed buff and wax, hiding scratches and scuffs. Your trunk compartment is also completely detailed, creating a serene environment for groceries and foundling hedgehogs.
Reviews
Seven Citysearchers and six Yahoo Locals give Tender Car Auto Detailing a 4.5-star average. Google Mappers give it an average of five stars:
- Everyone was courteous, professional, and pleasant. They made my very old car look beautiful again and did not make me feel at all awkward or embarrassed about the age of my car. – trackerfan, Citysearch
- My car looked like new both inside and out. They took the time to look at the car with me when I picked it up to make sure I was happy with the results. – kathleen7742, Citysearch
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Medieval Weaponry
Every elevator passenger or cocktail-party attendee fears a lull in the small talk. Battle silence the old-fashioned way by bringing up one of the following fearsome factoids about medieval weaponry:
The Flail: Portrayed as one or more spiked balls connected to a length of chain, the flail is more common in medievalist pop culture than it was on battlefields of yore.
Fearsome factoid: You can make your own medieval flail by putting a frozen apple in a sock. This is something you should never do.
The Two-Handed Battle Axe: A staple of barbarian imagery, the two-handed battle axe sported a head with a crescent-shaped blade on each side.
Fearsome factoid: When choosing a shape for the original Batman logo, cartoonist Bob Kane was both inspired, and injured, by a falling battle axe.
The Classic Broadsword: From the fabled Excalibur to the luminous Dataspear (the legendary sword to be revealed in Disney's upcoming Tron Legacy), swords have always been the backbone of the mythological arsenal.
Fearsome factoid: Someone you thought you knew well keeps a sword in their home.
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