Unlike professional athletes, the best professional cleaners don't finish a hard day's work by autographing everything in sight. Bask in untarnished cleanliness with today's Groupon from The Maids.
The Deal
$69 for one two-hour cleaning session (a $292 value)
$119 for two two-hour cleaning sessions (a $584 value)
$150 for three two-hour cleaning sessions (an $876 value)
- Four-person cleaning teams
- 22-step Healthy Touch deep-cleaning system
- Environmentally friendly cleaning products
- Vacuums with HEPA filtration
The Maids
The Maids, a nationally prevalent company, sends uniformed cleaning technicians to homes in teams of four to prettify soiled surfaces with environmentally amenable cleaning supplies. Adopting a 22-step cleaning process, clutter busters attack 22 areas of the home with keen attention to detail, cleaning the kitchen sink, hand washing the floor, emptying all trash cans, and tickling furniture with feather dusters. Cleaners enlist the aid of state-of-the-art backpack vacuums with HEPA filtration systems to eradicate allergens. Paul Grant, The Maids of Milwaukee’s owner, disseminated expert strategies for cleaning on Fox 6 news and overcame the urge to wave or sign to his friends. To maintain the confidence of clients, The Maids prescreens all employees and staffs a team leader for each cleaning job to ensure efficiency.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Holiday-Party Games
The holidays are the perfect time to invite guests into your home for a rousing round of party games. Avoid the intense silences and disintegrated friendships that usually follow these competitions with this handy guide:
Musical Chairs
How It's Played: Players take turns as the evening's "musical chair," who sings ballads of woe until all other guests begin to weep. The player who causes the most weeping by volume is crowned the victor.
Winner's Tip: Compose a song that combines the three saddest topics: heartbreak, unwanted diseases, and all wars other than the ancient ones.
Truth or Dare
How It's Played: In a timed essay, players speculate as to the truth of the mysterious disappearance of Virginia Dare, the child-governor of Roanoke Colony.
Winner's Tip: Thrill other players with a twist ending: Virginia Dare is not only still alive … but she died one hundred years ago … tonight!
Charades
How It's Played: Everyone goes about their business, pretending that life isn't just a murky ocean of meaninglessness navigable only by ignoring this distressing reality.
Winner's Tip: Never, ever stop living this charade.
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