Though steel teeth may be less likely to develop cavities, they make airport-security lines and magnet eating nearly impossible to enjoy. Nurture the grill you were given with today’s Groupon: with today’s Groupon to Boulos Dental Care in Shoreview. Choose between the following options:
- For $59, you get a comprehensive exam (a $74 value), four bitewing x-rays (a $66 value), and a cleaning (a $90 value; a $231 total value).
- For $199, you get a Zoom! whitening treatment (a $650 value).
At Boulos Dental Care, Dr. Samy Boulos and his experienced staff maintain chompers' health using advanced technology. Visitations begin with a comprehensive oral examination, in which Dr. Samy ventures over mouthscapes to seek out any troublesome signs of oral cancers, tooth decay, or tied tongues. Next, a technician snaps four digital bitewing x-rays to expose teeth's naughty bits, such as decay lurking beneath the surface. A skilled hygienist then thoroughly bathes tusks in a flurry of floss and foam, sloughing off plaque jackets and removing the evidence of blueberry-bagel crime sprees.
Patients can also opt to polish their grin chiclets with the Zoom! whitening treatment. During the treatment, a technician coats fangs in a special light-activated whitening gel. Then, a blue-spectrum LED light triggers molecules inside the gel, safely penetrating the enamel to remove stains and playfully entranced kittens.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: What Makes a TV?
Enjoying television is as patriotic as knitting an apple pie or eating American flags. Here's a look at some of the components that make up these high-tech picture boxes:
• Glass: A high-end TV has a glass screen that when turned off (not recommended) will reflect your image. When turned on, it will reflect how awesome TV is.
• Cathode Ray Tube: No longer needed for modern TVs to work, but manufacturers still put one in every set just for old times' sake.
• Gold: TV signals, like men's hearts, are lustily attracted to gold, causing them to fly out of the sky into the gold brick in the back of every TV.
• A Couple of Horse Bones: 'Cause why not, right?
• Wires: They hook up to the wired helmets that all the actors wear to beam their acting into your TV.
• An Eternal Flame: To honor the former TV stars who have died.
• Tiny Fire Extinguisher: In case the eternal flame gets out of control.
• IBM PetaFlop SuperComputer: Guesses when you want to change the channel, lower the volume, etc., all to cover up the fact that the remote control doesn't do anything.
• Martin Sheen: He's gotta live somewhere.
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