Biologists estimate that water makes up 65% of the human body, 71% of the planet's surface, and 0% of the R & B group Earth, Wind & Fire. Conquer the planet’s most prevalent liquid with today’s Groupon to AmericInn Hotel with Splashland Waterpark in Ashland, Wisconsin. Choose between the following options:
- For $99, a one-night stay in a standard room and a waterpark adventure for four (a $222.94 value)
- For $195, a two-night stay in a standard room and a waterpark adventure for four (a $445.88 value)
Each waterpark adventure includes:
- Waterpark passes
- Game tokens
- Pizza dinner with four large sodas and four Dippin' Dots
Although AmericInn Hotel nestles near the scenic shores of Lake Superior, the hotel boasts its own aquatic landscape replete with water cannons and spray hoses within its pirate-themed indoor waterpark. Before hitting the chlorinated seas, recharge within the hotel’s standard room, which accommodates a family of up to four humans or eight-and-a-half elves. Each guest can take advantage of the complimentary WiFi, as well as access to an onsite sauna and fitness room. In the morning, the aromas of fresh-brewed coffee and ironed waffles rouse visitors out of bed for the complimentary AmericInn Perk breakfast. The outdoor patio serves up beautiful vistas of the nearby lighthouse and Apostle Islands, and in fair weather courtesy bikes and paddleboats allow guests to explore the nearby scenery and test the pH balance of the lake.
After a restful night’s sleep, families flock to the on-site Splashland Waterpark, where a four-story waterslide sends energetic tykes spiraling over bumps and twists toward a heated pool. Tokens power up the games at the Treasure Chest arcade, whereas an adjacent kiddie pool and slide ensnares the attention of younger tots. With an on-duty lifeguard watching over the hydro-haven, parents are free to join in the merriment or kick back and reminisce about their childless days sailing the open seas on a Carnival Cruise pirate ship. The Shipwreck snack bar keeps families fueled throughout the day, and Captain Red's conquers dinnertime appetites with its handmade pizzas.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Laundromats
Washing clothing by hand is a tedious process uncomfortably similar to the feeling of drowning your own clothes, which is why most people prefer a trip to their local laundryhouse. Here are some tips for optimizing your clothing-renewal experience:
Get Quarters: Laundromats only accept quarters, but banks are notoriously stingy when it comes to handing out their precious "coin-style" money. To get some, you'll need to exchange "bills," which can only be acquired by working at printing your own bills.
Separate Laundry: Specialty laundry items need to be washed in a separate load. You should separate out white clothing, underwear, camping tarps, loose buttons, edibles, precious metals, and dangling modifiers.
Make Small Talk: Half of all relationships based on a romantic comedy start in a laundromat. Talking to the people there is the quickest way to meet someone who shares your passion for clean clothes and your fear of allowing a swishing box of water and soap to live in your home.
Move Clothes to Dryer: Clothes that are left in the wash too long will get soggy and lose the snap, crackle, pop that made you want to start wearing clothes in the first place.
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