Bicycles, like puppies, love rolling around outside, freak out over every twig in the park, and track mud all over your bed when trying to cuddle. Show some affection to your two-wheeled companion with today's Groupon: for $32, you get a level two bike tune-up at Gear Doctors, located on County Road 101 in Minnetonka (a $64.99 value).
The cog surgeons at Gear Doctors pride themselves on quality workmanship and timely turnaround when servicing an assortment of outdoor sporting stuffs. The level two bike tune-up includes a complete safety check to ensure that cycles have all their vaccinations. Technicians painstakingly inspect brakes and scrupulously scrutinize wheels' involvement in social revolution, then tend to loose bearings and evict accumulated road grime with a detailed cleaning. All models and styles of bikes are eligible for a tune-up, and curious customers are encouraged to ask staffers for help with fitting accessories or optimizing newly purchased cycles.
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The Groupon Guide to: Washing Your Hands
There are any number of reasons to wash your hands, from basic hygiene to removing the sticky red evidence of a brutal spree of pie-eating contests. What are the proper steps to getting your finger-laden mitten-meat its squeaky cleanest?
• Step one: Apply soap. Common varieties include waxy aqua-marine brick, pump-action lavender-scented gel, and the pink granulated powder that's primarily dispensed in high-school locker rooms.
• Step two: Apply water. This clear, drinkable non-solid is available in most homes via a mechanical neck protruding from the wall. You can also make your own water by adding hydrogen to oxygen, although the exact proportions are still fiercely debated among society's angriest scientists.
• Step three: Dry hands. The most common method involves scraping the water off with a disposable sheet of abrasive wood pulp, which removes excess water, as well as any grocery lists or sexy phone numbers that you would only regret pursuing anyway. Water may also be removed using an electronic hand dryer, better known as the stove.
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