Soccer players spend so much time concentrating on the ball that they grow obsessed with hexagons, which explains why they're constantly trying to kick bees' nests. Study the shape of an exciting game with today’s GrouponLive deal to see Minnesota Stars FC play the Carolina RailHawks at the Metrodome on Saturday, April 7, at 7:30 p.m. Choose between the following options:
- For $5, you get two general-admission tickets (a $10 value).
- For $9, you get four general-admission tickets (a $20 value).
As the reigning NASL champions, the Minnesota Stars descend upon the Metrodome determined to kick off the 2012 season in lustrous fashion against rival the Carolina RailHawks. The talented squad of ball-booters—who typically play their home games in Blaine—begin the fresh 25-week campaign in downtown Minneapolis, hoping to expose the sport to new fans and coax cheers from the city's notoriously raucous skyscrapers. Named FieldTurf's NASL Coach of the Year in 2011, Manny Lagos returns to guide the fleet-footed roster, which showcases players from around the globe. From general-admission seats peppered throughout the roofed arena, Stars supporters will spring to their feet as the team's attackers swarm the opposing defense with bicycle kicks and goalkeepers blockade the net with old bicycle tires.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Yard Decorations
While purchasing your first home is always something to be proud of, a front lawn devoid of ornaments and personal touches is essentially a vacant lot, attracting feral dogs and train-yard gamblers. Up your curb appeal with any of these acceptable front-yard decorations:
• Phalanx of plastic lawn flamingos
• Cement fountain of kangaroo spitting water into own pouch
• Actual tortoises making the rounds with drink trays
• Large silver orb for some reason
• Koi pond for attracting beautiful hawks
• Life-size fiberglass Mayor McCheese
• Sign inviting local high school honor students to become your child
• Someone’s cat—yours? I didn’t let him in
• Orange tree planted on the day Michael Jordan was born to remind future generations that oranges resemble basketballs
• Bird bidet
• Gargoyle that comes to life at sunset but doesn’t really have anything going on
• Strobe light, smoke machine, tunes
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