Wearing lingerie, much like dressing up as Sherlock Holmes and making yourself smell like a PlayStation, is an integral part of the seduction process. Take a step toward sexy with today's GrouponLive deal to see a Lingerie Football League game between the Minnesota Valkyrie and Chicago Bliss at the Target Center on Saturday, November 19, at 8 p.m. Doors open at 7 p.m. Choose between the following options:
- For $17, you get one ticket for lower-level seating in sections 109–113 or 129–133 (up to a $41.70 value, including all fees).
- For $55, you get four tickets for lower-level seating in sections 109–113 or 129–133 (up to a $166.80 value, including all fees).
Referred to as the "fastest-growing pro sports league in the nation" by NBC Sports correspondent Rick Chandler, the Lingerie Football League energizes audiences by pitting two exclusively female teams in alluring uniforms against each other for a chance to participate in Lingerie Bowl IX. On November 19, the ferocious Chicago Bliss takes on the Minnesota Valkyrie, a team known for intensely tackling opponents and pulverizing grapes into wine while running in place. Equipped with football pads, leg garters, and one canister of catcall repellent each, the athletes prove their power during each exciting full-contact game of pigskin.
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The Groupon Guide to: Keeping a Secret
An old saying goes, "Three men can keep a secret, if they are best friends, and one of them is a cardboard dog." If you've been entrusted with a secret, consult this sure-fire guide to keeping it to yourself:
Think about the feelings of others. Especially their anger. You’ll likely avoid sharing their secret by considering your own predominant feeling: fear of their anger.
Seal your lips. Ideally with honey or room-temperature wax.
Find a healthy outlet. Some secrets are so juicy you just want to shout them from the rooftops. Instead, whisper your secret into a shallow vole's nest or speak it aloud at what would normally be an audible volume, were it not drowned out by a nearby car-crashing contest.
Share a secret of your own. Most modern friendships are based on a delicate balance of mutually assured destruction, hence the expression BFF, or Betrayer? Fairly foreseeable.
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