The human stomach is a competitive organ, eager to contest claims that a person's peepers have outsized it. Let your body's internal snack sack disprove the disparity with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $60 worth of steak, seafood, and wine at Jax Café.
Since 1933, Jax Café has been surf 'n' turfing its way into the hearts and duodenums of Minneapolis with an extensive menu of steaks and chops. Cavalier carnivores get professional-grade protein in the form of slow-roasted prime rib, seasoned and slathered with au jus and creamy horseradish ($30.95), or the extravagant bone-in steer tenderloin, which couples the tender cut with a giant mushroom cap or baseball hat, depending on the season ($45.95). For a seafaring adventure, Jax Café invites crustacean cravers to pick their own whole Maine lobster from a saltwater tank before savoring it under more buttery circumstances ($48). Tickle liberated taste buds with a glass of effervescent Korbel Brut ($7.50) or white wine ($5.95–$8.50) from Jax's extensive wine menu.
From within Jax's charming brick abode, diners relax like digestively responsible turtles under the warm chandelier light, delighting in chef Bob Foster’s prized ancestral recipes. Ceilingless festivities find a home on the outdoor patio, where diners can feast their eyes on the lush garden while feasting their ears on the dulcet tones of neighboring munchings.
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The Groupon Guide to: This Year's Coolest Gadget
Technological achievements have made gadgets more advanced than ever—the only problem is that no one knows which ones are the most must-havingest. Solve that problem with this list of the year's coolest gadgets:
- SolarScoot: This urban scooting transporter, made of imported Brazilian coacaba wood with decals designed by Tristan Cuehlo, certainly isn’t embarrassing for a full-grown adult to be riding in front of other full-grown adults.
- SongDog: Days at the dog park have never been more fun with this urban technophile's dream—a helmet that gently hypnotizes your dog into bark-singing your favorite MP3s.
- MirrorMD: Ideal for the young, health-conscious urban professional, this miraculous mirror reads your skin pallor, muscle tension, blood sugar, and retinal-reaction speed, then recommends that day's mixture of vitamins before predicting your D.O.D. (Date of Divergence).
- UrbanDogHat: Compatible with SongDog and the forthcoming SongDog Pro II, this techno-leap is another kind of hat…that dogs can wear!
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