Boot camps apply military concepts to daily life, as do dance parties set to Morse code and tanks converted into school buses. Declassify your abs with today’s Groupon for boot-camp classes from Look Great at the Lake Boot Camp, held at Fitness Revolution in Chanhassen. Choose between the following options:
- For $40, you get one month of unlimited boot-camp classes (a $247 value).
- For $99, you get three months of unlimited boot-camp classes (a $651 value).
Little black dresses and torso-hugging tees make their triumphant return to wardrobe rotations after one or three months of meal planning and boot-camp workouts designed to elevate the metabolism for 36 hours. Certified personal trainer and weight-loss wizard Justin Yule evicts superfluous calories with a program of exercises honed over two decades of body-toning experience. His 30-minute workouts target a range of muscle groups that harbor fat cells, sculpting arms to befit a Renaissance model and igniting fires in bellies filled with the gelid remains of freeze pops. Workouts scheduled in mornings and evenings on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays foster a supportive environment among trainees, who leave no stragglers behind at fitness speed bumps. Boot camps welcome all comers with three levels of fitness and alternate exercises to account for limiting factors such as sore backs and reverse knees.
Not content to simply ignite furnaces under calories, Justin also provides nutritional counseling to maximize workout results over the long term. A group grocery-shopping trip and behavioral mentoring are key facets of the boot-camp program. Justin has also compiled a list of easy-to-prepare recipes that replace fattening butters with ab-hardening concrete.
Though Look Great By The Lake Boot Camp offers discounted rates online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available for unlimited boot-camp classes.
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The Groupon Guide to: Snow Sculpting
Although pristine, untouched fields of freshly fallen snow may seem to ignite limitless possibilities in the imagination of a child or a childlike mailman, there are in fact only three basic snow structures at your disposal. Please select one, and only one, before donning your mittens:
The Snow "Man": Composed of three vertically stacked orbs of ascending mass, this scarecrow-like snow homunculus is intended to be less a facsimile of a man and more a grotesque lens through which to view our own humanity, as rising temperatures gradually reduce its form to its base components of a wet top hat concealing a single carrot. Have fun!
Igloos: The traditional domed ice houses of yesteryear are back! Using a small Rubbermaid® container, form tightly packed "bricks" of snow and arrange them around yourself in an ascending spiral until you are completely entombed. If you begin to feel claustrophobic, the natural heat exuded from your panicking body should help you melt an exit, with ample time before your brain functions shut down out of fear.
Snow Angels: Less structures and more human-shaped craters, snow angels are nonetheless the most popular means of expressing one's self in the snow, especially within the confines of the secret government complex that houses all children born with wings.
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