When an uneven distribution of mosh pits causes the earth's axis to flip Antarctica-over-Alaska, breakfast will become the frumpy finale of the day instead of its roaring opener. Enjoy breakfast's treasured time slot while you still can with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of breakfast fare at New Louisiana Cafe in St. Paul.
American entrees and Cajun staples star in New Louisiana Cafe's breakfast-centric menu, which is supported by a succinct list of lunchtime eats. Mouths navigate a minefield of chocolate-chip-cookie-dough bites buried in fluffy pancakes ($5 for one; $7.50 for two), enjoying a treat that’s sweeter than a tabletop compliment scrawled in maple syrup. The veggie egg-white scrambler nourishes bellies with a jumble of broccoli, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, and tomatoes tossed inside a protein-rich pocket ($8.50). Diners can also munch on a blackened catfish served atop a pillow of farm-fresh eggs or inside a sandwich sporting a baked ciabatta-bread exterior ($10 each).
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It's a world wild web out there, full of viruses, trojan horses, and cyber mummies. Consult this guide to keeping your computer squeaky clean:
A thumbprint on your monitor might be on the inside of the screen—use a screwdriver to get it out.
There are only three safe websites: robinwilliams.net, robinwilliams.org, and will.i.am.
Keep your computer "clean" by removing all the swears from your Excel documents and deleting any pictures of people kissing.
Look out for Trons!
Draw a picture of a scarecrow in MS Paint and set it as your background. It won't stop viruses, but it will kill filthy birds near your computer.
Crumbs between keys can become sustenance for viruses to breed. Replace your keyboard every three hours.
Cell phones are tiny computers that will fit in your dishwasher. You're welcome.
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