Like joggers crossing a highway, bowlers should avoid nearby bumpers and resist the temptation to chase wayward balls into neighboring lanes. Roll carefully with today's Groupon.
The Deal
$29 for a bowling party (up to a $92.49 value), which includes the following:
- Two hours of bowling for up to five people (up to a $52.50 value)
- Bowling shoe rentals for up to five people (up to a $15 value)
- A 16-inch single topping pizza (a $14.99 value)
- Unlimited fountain drinks for up to five people (up to a $10 value)
Mattie's Lanes, Sports Bar & Grille's prices vary throughout the week.
Mattie's Lanes, Sports Bar & Grille
The accommodating staff at Mattie's Lanes, Sports Bar & Grille eggs on competitive appetites in an alley boasting polished wood lanes, tap brews, and a full restaurant menu of classic grill fare. Automatic scoring systems let players relax between rolls, giving them time to nibble house-made pizza with italian sausage. An onsite pro-shop keeps pin-seeking projectiles on target, and an arcade with skee-ball and video games occupies idle hands before they knit ugly sweaters. Ball hurlers can bask in the black-lit glow of Ultra Bowling nights on Fridays and Saturdays or bring along their closest pin-pummeling buddies to celebrate a birthday party.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Getting Enough Sleep
Sleep—the smallest type of death—allows the body to recharge and gives nighttime burglars the opportunity to kiss your forehead as an apology for taking your things. Here’s a guide to getting the most out of your hours of rest:
Create a Sleep Pattern: The body needs regular, recognizable sleep patterns, such as sleeping for a half hour out of every hour, spending every other minute asleep, or only sleeping on your son’s birthday.
Minimize Distractions: Make sure your bedroom is dark and quiet before going to sleep. Every night, be sure to blow out the candles, turn off the radio, put a hood over the ambulance sirens, fire the sound-effects engineer, and lock the dog in your other family’s house.
Create a Comfortable Space: Every bed needs a nest of decorative pillows and warm, cozy blankets for the sleeper to apologize to and put on the floor before climbing onto their chiropractor-approved wooden sleeping pallet.
Prepare to Dream: Dreams are a way for your mind to put your parents' faces on different bodies without having to feel ashamed later. It’s important to give the mind plenty of fodder for dreams by looking at old photos and medical textbooks right before going to sleep.
Don’t Go to Bed Angry: This old adage reminds couples not to go to bed with a grudge against one another. As your spouse is falling asleep, whisper all of the things he or she did wrong that day into their ear, which could range from mispronouncing a foreign name to being bad at their chosen form of art. They will thank you for giving them something to work on tomorrow.
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