A glowing smile charms irritable librarians, stern highway-patrol officers, and judges with highfalutin ideas about driving through the library. Flaunt your beaming beauty with today's Groupon: for $189, you get an exam (a $93 value), a cleaning (a $113 value), four bitewing X-rays (a $73 value), a panoramic x-ray (a $143 value), and a take-home whitening kit (a $198 value) at Molldrem Family Dentistry in Eden Prairie (a $620 total value).
Molldrem Family Dentistry’s trained smile staff examines pearly whites with noninvasive Diagnodent technology, a laser technology that scans the surface of each tooth with light pulses, revealing visibly undetectable plaque and decay. As hygienists check chompers for cavities and wildly off-course prisoner escape tunnels with a battery of x-rays, clients can relax in the thickly cushioned chairs and watch the overhead flat-screen TV or drift off inside an aural cocoon of noise-cancelling headphones. After the dentist finishes scraping away each tooth's plaque, tartar, and caulk, you'll be sent home with a take-home whitening kit, a 7- to 14-day program that renders fangs up to six shades more reflective in the moonlight.
Molldrem Family Dental welcomes patients of all ages and keeps waiting kids occupied with toys and a big-screen plasma TV. As with outgoing presidencies, kids cap their exam with a complimentary balloon and toy.
Groupon Says
Groupon Guide to: Carrying the Olympic Torch
Every few years, the world’s greatest athletes are shipped to a city so they can watch the running of the Olympic torch together. If your application essay is good enough to get you on the torch team, make sure the run goes smoothly with this troubleshooting guide:
Problem: The flame goes out.
Solution: Don't panic—verify that the flame is actually out by kissing it. If it is, simply relight the ceremonial flame by throwing the torch toward the sun.
Problem: Vultures are hovering around the flame, mistaking it for a wounded fox.
Solution: Keep running. As long as the flame moves violently in the wind, the vultures will think the fox is still alive and eventually return to overlooking the local newspaper printing press.
Problem: You constantly feel numb after the torch relay.
Solution: Try your best to get by. Like making a half-court shot or victoriously commanding the animal kingdom in a battle, the experience of carrying the torch makes normal life seem futile. The feeling never goes away, so it's best to distract yourself with mindless hobbies such as exercising or raising children.
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