The human spine is flexible enough to withstand a variety of activities, including early-morning stretches and late-night limbos under mall-security lasers. Give a hard-working backbone a tune-up with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a chiropractic service package at Premier Health Chiropractic (up to a $240 total value). This Groupon is valid at the following six locations: Bloomington, Falcon Heights, Minneapolis, South Saint Paul, West Saint Paul, or Saint Paul Midway. The package includes:
- Consultation (a $30 value)
- Exam (an $80 value)
- X-rays if necessary (a $90 value)
- 30-minute massage (a $40 value)
Captained by licensed chiropractor Dr. Larry Estebo, Premier Health Chiropractic's team of spine adjusters has been scrutinizing and soothing pained backs since 1983. After discussing patient health issues and treatment options during a brief consultation, doctors perform a chiropractic examination, testing bodily flexibility, posture, and how quickly knees can answer riddles. If necessary, doctors x-ray patients to more closely inspect them for signs of spinal misalignment or degeneration. Following the initial 20- to 30-minute diagnosis, doctors magically transform their digits into masseuse fingers, digging and rubbing into the deepest, tensest contours of client spines during a 30-minute session that unburdens backs of persistent stress knots and lower-back tattoos.
Dr. Estebo and his colleagues take a whole-person approach toward their patients, combining tried-and-true chiropractic techniques with supplemental vitamin and mineral treatments and suggested lifestyle adjustments to help accelerate patient recovery.
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