Much like an automobile, the human body requires proper care to stay healthy and good-looking for calendar photos. Maintain your natural mode of transportation with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a photorejuvenation treatment at Rejuv Skin & Laser Clinic in Eagan (a $329 value).
Board-certified oral and maxillofacial surgeon Dr. Steven A. Selchow and his trusty staff welcome every patient into the spa-like Rejuv Skin & Laser Clinic office with open communication and state-of-the-art medical service. Prior to each procedure, potential clients receive a complimentary consultation, during which medical history is thoroughly reviewed, issues and potential solutions are addressed, and chosen monologues are performed in front of a live cosmetic studio audience.
If deemed appropriate, patients undergo a 30- to 45-minute photorejuvenation, a painless, noninvasive process that employs elos technology to treat broken capillaries and rosacea, reduce benign brown spots and mottled pigmentation, and assuage a summer's worth of sun damage more effectively than crying on the shoulder of the moon. The light-based technology can reduce a number of the unwanted facial effects of tanning, aging, and smoking in addition to decreasing the appearance of such conditions as telangiectasias, poikiloderma, and angioma.
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The Groupon Guide to: What Makes a TV?
Enjoying television is as patriotic as knitting an apple pie or eating American flags. Here's a look at some of the components that make up these high-tech picture boxes:
• Glass: A high-end TV has a glass screen that when turned off (not recommended) will reflect your image. When turned on, it will reflect how awesome TV is.
• Cathode Ray Tube: No longer needed for modern TVs to work, but manufacturers still put one in every set just for old times' sake.
• Gold: TV signals, like men's hearts, are lustily attracted to gold, causing them to fly out of the sky into the gold brick in the back of every TV.
• A Couple of Horse Bones: 'Cause why not, right?
• Wires: They hook up to the wired helmets that all the actors wear to beam their acting into your TV.
• An Eternal Flame: To honor the former TV stars who have died.
• Tiny Fire Extinguisher: In case the eternal flame gets out of control.
• IBM PetaFlop SuperComputer: Guesses when you want to change the channel, lower the volume, etc., all to cover up the fact that the remote control doesn't do anything.
• Martin Sheen: He's gotta live somewhere.
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