A family outing fosters lifelong memories while giving houses the chance to molt in private. Leave your domicile to its own devices with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $10 for a roller-skating outing for two (up to a $21 value)
- $20 for a roller-skating outing for four (up to a $42 value)
Each visitor receives admission to an open-skate session, a pair of rental roller skates, a locker, a hot dog, and a soft drink.
Skateville Family Rollerskating Center
Since 1970, Skateville Family Rollerskating Center has facilitated friction-free entertainment on a classic indoor wooden rink. Multicolored lights tumble from retro fixtures high above the skating surface, swathing skaters in incandescent hues and mirages of Mardi Gras beads. In addition to hosting guests during open-skate hours, the family-owned roller arena gathers classes and groups together for field trips and fundraisers. The snack bar's hot dogs and soft drinks keep skaters energized, and an onsite arcade keeps hands from whining about all of the foot-centric entertainment.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Sassy T-shirt Slogans
T-shirts just aren’t worth the trouble if they don’t have a sassy slogan on them. Here are some classic shirt sayings that express attitude:
• "If You’re Not the Big Hog, Get Off the Pot!"
• "Certified PSI: Pantsuit Inspector"
• "Funeral Attire? You’re Looking at It!"
• "The Underwear Club for Men and Women: Ping-Pong—This Ain’t No Dinner Table!"
• "Who Called Grandma?!?"
• "I May Be Over the Hill, but I’m Still Under the Influence"
• "Only I Know What That Smell Is"
• "My Wife Might Wear the Pants, but I’m Wearing This Shirt!"
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