Menus are laminated to prevent staining from diners' spilled coffee or attempts to pen “lobster” into every item’s description. Get the dish you really want with today’s Groupon for lobster-bake dinners at Stella's Fish Cafe. Choose between the following options:
- For $75, you get a lobster-bake dinner for two valid Sunday–Thursday (a $150 value).
- For $75, you get a lobster-bake dinner for two valid Friday or Saturday (a $150 value).
The dinner includes the following:
- Two whole Maine lobsters served in a kettle with seafood and veggies
- Two house salads
- Two bar beverages (up to an $8 value each)
- Large slice of triple-layer chocolate cake
Due to live lobsters, reservations are required.
Stella's Fish Cafe's executive chef, Chad Rasmussen, presides over an award-winning array of maritime provisions, including lobsters flown in from Boston daily, before serving the hearty fare to the two-floor dinning room, an in-kitchen table, or a skyline rooftop patio. Here, waiters present challenges to hearty eaters in the form of calculus equations and two whole Maine lobsters balanced in a kettle of shrimp, mussels, andouille sausage, spinach, and potatoes. Two leafy house salads bookend meals opposite a slice of decadent, triple-layer chocolate cake. Imbibers sample an alcoholic assortment of mojitos, martinis, and signature cocktails to complement the dinner. As the weather warms, diners can pull up seats on the rooftop deck deemed one of the best views in the Twin Cities by Minnesota Monthly in 2009 and "the worst place to land a plane" by pilots all the time.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Bad Habits
Every human body is just a reservoir for helpful, disgusting fluids and bad habits. Here's a guide to some common habits and why they're considered bad:
• Rolling Eyes: A nonverbal expression of disdain or common side effect of wearing bifocal contact lenses, an eye roll can cause dizziness and disorientation, unless it's coupled with a sarcastic comment, such as, "Great facial expressions, Alice!" or "I guess we'll never know which Darren can't stop burping."
• Biting Nails: It's true that biting nails keeps them at a safe length for petting a blimp or touching a baby's head, but it also has serious health drawbacks. Nail biters suffer from chronic dehydration from not being able to open cans of soda, as well as loneliness after failing to peel price tags off of friends' birthday gifts.
• Grinding Teeth: Teeth make mouths dangerous to navigate during kissing, which is why hopeless romantics are always trying to grind their teeth down into soft nubs. The downside to grinding teeth is that the resulting shavings are extremely valuable and will make you a target for ivory hunters.
• Chewing with Mouth Open: Though you may think you're doing your table neighbors a kindness by showing them that you're not eating their food, chewing with your mouth open produces a disturbing sound that reminds many people of the time their robot drank quicksand.
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