Getting your car detailed is the best way to feel like you have a new vehicle, next to rolling around in your office chair making pretend engine noises. Avoid awkward glances from coworkers with today's Groupon to Steve's Automotive Detailing in Roseville. Price values vary based on vehicle type, with a $10 additional charge for midsize SUVs and a $20 additional charge for large SUVs. Choose between the following options:
• For $99, you get a Gold interior and exterior detailing (up to a $220 value).
• For $125, you get a Platinum interior and exterior detailing (up to a $250 value).
The expert staff at Steve's Automotive instills motor moxie inside and out with a bevy of cleaning and reconditioning services that can help extend the life of road-weary wagons. The Platinum detailing, which may take from 3 to 24 hours, depending on the vehicle, includes a car wash, rim and tire shine, and window wiping, as well as an engine cleanse and degreasing treatment. A three-step buffing process combined with a wax and paint-sealant application restores vehicles to their former luminous glory, making them feel young enough to run donuts around aging Model Ts. On the inside, Steve's Automotive technicians degrease and clean all trunk and door jambs on top of purging gunk from panels and vents. Seats and carpets are also treated to a vehicular baptism, their surfaces graced with a shampoo, vacuum, and stain-remover treatment followed by a fabric-protectant application. Steve's auto experts will also clean and treat leather interiors to prevent unsightly fading and unlawful branding by cow herders.
Low-maintenance buggies will delight in the Gold detailing service, which boasts almost the same meticulous scouring as the Platinum, with the exception of the seat shampooing, protectant, and free upgrade to unicorn upholstery. The Gold service also favors a speedy one-step buff and wax for efficient, attractive fender polishing.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Identifying Poisonous Plants
Poison Ivy
- Identifying Characteristics: This perilous plant sprouts trifoliate, almond-shaped leaflets that differentiate it from "true" ivy, which only grows on the sides of America's best colleges.
- Effects of Exposure: Itchiness, fear of phobias, bones falling off
- Antidote: Rub affected areas against all of your body's clean, unaffected areas in order to sterilize the infection.
Poison Oak
- Identifying Characteristics: This toxic topiary looks identical to a beautiful butterfly, but unlike a butterfly, it must never be eaten.
- Effects of Exposure: Overall elevated mood, increased self-confidence, seeing potential mates as more attractive, a.k.a. "poison goggles"
- Antidote: Overpower the affected area with soothing snake venom, then neutralize the snake venom by injecting snake blood, which is obviously immune to the venom.
Poison Sumac - Identifying Characteristics: This harmful hedge is better known by its Latin name, bears. Unlike most plants, which are stationary and green, this free-roaming, furry flora is identifiable by its gnashing teeth and lust for blood.
- Effects of Exposure: Being opened by their claws and getting dragged back to their hibernation holes
- Antidote: If you accidentally rub up against a sumac and her cubs, attempt to appease them by regurgitating heaping gobs of honey into their mouths until they fall asleep.
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