Though often admired for its good looks, flooring is preeminently functional, establishing boundaries that protect our feet from the ground, and our hearts from codependent gophers. Protect all your precious parts with today's Groupon: for $99, you get $200 worth of flooring and installation from Suburban Floor Coverings, located in White Bear Lake.
Established in 1960, Suburban Floor Coverings swathes bare bases in a wide selection of quality carpet, ceramic tile, vinyl, wood, and laminate. With more than 3,000 carpet samples, including Stainmaster Series 1000 ($15.95/sq. yd.) through Series 6000 ($30.95/sq. yd.), choosy feet can find the perfect soft surface on which to coyly leave footprints or engagement toe rings. Mannington laminate, tile, and wood flooring (starting at $10.95/sq. yd.) and Kährs wood flooring (starting at $4.50/sq. ft.) reward well-behaved ottomans with a fashionable foundation, and environmentally friendly, sustainably harvested QU Cork flooring (starting at $6.95/sq. ft.) satisfies tree-hugging yearnings without the awkward first date. The flooring professionals at Suburban Floor Coverings also expertly install all in-store collections, including carpet ($.60/sq. ft.), wood ($0.50+/sq. ft.), and tile (up to $1.50/sq. ft.).
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The Groupon Guide to: Preventing Identity Theft
Identity theft isn't just America's most commonly committed crime—it's also the easiest to commit, so it's no wonder that everyone from grandpas to grandbabies is getting in on the fun. To protect your identity from thieving grandpeople, follow these handy tips:
- First, ask yourself if your identity is really that valuable. Remember, if your identity is stolen, you'll automatically switch identities with the person who steals it, which could lead to the carefree, lawless life of delinquency you've always dreamed of.
- If you decide that your current life is worth safeguarding, lock your Social Security card in a fireproof safe. Then, hide the safe where no one would ever look—a public library.
- Never send personal info via email because an electronic message exists in cyberspace forever and could be hacked even years into the future. Always send personal info in a form that decays naturally—skywriting.
- Don't trust the people at banks. The next time you go into a bank and want to keep your identity a secret, wear a mask and communicate with the teller via handwritten notes.
- Keep a close eye on the one person who already knows too much about you—yourself. To stop yourself from stealing your own identity, you'll need a new identity (easily stolen from someone else) to keep the real you hidden and unstealable.
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