Carpeting covers cold floors, cushions bare feet, and muffles the beating of telltale hearts. Update home décor while alleviating auditory hallucinations with this Groupon.
Choose From Three Options
- $99 for $200 worth of flooring or window treatments
- $239 for $500 worth of flooring or window treatments
- $475 for $1,000 worth of flooring or window treatments
Hunter Douglas window treatments start at $132, Shaw Kathy Ireland carpet starts at $3.89/sq. ft. installed with pad, and Shaw DuraTru vinyl starts at $4.09/sq. ft. installed.
Village Floor & Wall
Helmed by the Pobuda family for more than 25 years, Village Floor & Wall's skillful services garnered the home supplier a Trillium Award in 2011 for its contributions to a Reggie Award–winning home. Skilled technicians install carpets from Shaw, Stainmaster, and Tuftex to keep uncomfortable tootsies from sneaking out for late-night dalliances on the neighbor’s memory-foam mattress. Alternatively, homeowners can opt to line their dwellings with durable laminate. Village Floor & Wall also bedecks domiciles above knee-level with granite and stone countertops and window treatments from Hunter Douglas and Kathy Ireland Home by Alta.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Ferrari Ownership
Once you ascend to the exciting and dignified world of Ferrari ownership, you’ll notice that food tastes better, the air smells sweeter, and dunks are 73% raunchier. Here are some tips that will prolong the life of your Sweet Kitten (an official slang term for Ferraris):
Give the Brake a Break: This Hot Baby (official Ferrari slang [OFS]) was made to fly, not obey traffic rules. Remember, most police officers/angry parents really only want their picture taken next to your Ferrari.
Clean the Sheen on Your Mean Machine: Don’t take this Thunder Nugget (OFS) to any two-bit car-washing place. A ride this primo should be wiped down with the fontanel of a newborn horse, or, at least, an underwear model’s birth certificate.
Full Moon = Full Vroom: If the moon is in its full phase, then pull your Phantom Tickler (OFS) out of the drive-in humidor and let her howl at the moon by revving that imported engine. Let the neighbors know who’s boss while simultaneously expelling the (now on fire) owls who like to nest in the Ferrari's gorgeous chassis.
Endorse the Horse: Ferrari makes clothes and sunglasses with its signature horse logo that you can wear to let people know that you drive one of their Velvet Grandpas (OFS).
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