Humans have evolved beyond other animals, developing complex forms of communication and more than 200 ways to make fun of a horse. Revel in human excellency with this Groupon.
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- $49 for 6 months of online language lessons (a $742 value)
- $79 for 12 months of online language lessons (a $1,327 value)
- $99 for 18 months of online language lessons (a $1,800 value)
Students of all ability levels can access unlimited custom online lessons in English, Spanish, French, German, Italian, or Dutch.
Online-Trainers.com
An intuitive, customizable online interface guides pupils of all abilities through lessons in English, French, Spanish, Dutch, German, or Italian at Online-Trainers.com. The company’s platform tailors lessons to accommodate a student’s experience level, goals, and personal interests and monitors individual pace in order to alter each session to an appropriate level of difficulty. Programs begin with a linguistic audit to determine students' skill levels and adjust in difficulty as students progress. Custom programs also target relevant vocabularies for specific areas of interest or career fields; lessons in more than 200 specializations and 20 industries can, for example, teach patrons to discuss current events or shout the day's headlines to an army of flash cards. The platform’s 20 distinct learning tools include vocabulary drills, oral pronunciation, and situational role play, and the online training software can be accessed at any hour of day from anywhere in the world, allowing students to study via laptop.
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The Groupon Guide to: TV Shows Becoming Movies
While some lament that Hollywood is running out of ideas, many of those same complainers forget that Hollywood came up with the single best idea of all time: turning old television shows into movies. What classic sitcoms are soon to be adapted for the big screen?
• The Spookletons (1961–1967): The new family next door aren’t your average neighbors—they’re a family of skeletons! Hilarity ensues as they try to get along with their neighbor, a straight-laced beat cop who thought he’d seen everything—until now!
• The Chillingsworths (1962–1965): When a new family moves into the neighborhood, they’re not what they appear to be—unless they appear to be a vampire who married a werewolf! They’ll definitely turn some heads walking their infant son—a baby Creature from the Black Lagoon—past the home of their uptight neighbors, a pastry chef and a senator who frequently needs to be up early.
• The Scary Family (1960–1981): Something odd is going on with the new neighbors—they’re a shelf full of brains living in jars! Watch the sparks fly as their neurotic neighbors—a jittery patent attorney and an easily startled corporate accountant—continue living their lives, peacefully unaware that house next door isn’t just simply between owners right now.
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