Cars are finely tuned machines composed of thousands of different parts, every single one of which must be in proper working order to guarantee transformations into giant battle robots. Take care of your automobile's hacking cough and phlegmy discharge with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get an oil change, car wash, tire rotation, and inspection (a $93 total value) at Alexander Mazda of Cool Springs, located in Franklin. This deal is valid for midsize and compact cars only.
Though known for their extensive inventory of Mazdas, the professional technicians and friendly staff at Alexander Mazda of Cool Springs will keep both Mazdas and non-Mazdas running safely and reliably with an oil change (including oil, lube, and filter, $39.95), a car wash ($12.95), a tire rotation ($19.95), and a full circle inspection ($19.95), which carefully checks or measures the following mysterious auto components:
- Check all fluids (refill if necessary)
- Check windshield and wipers
- Check horn, interior and exterior lights, washer spray, and wiper operation
- Check cooling and exhaust system
- Check drive belts
- Check steering, steering linkages, wheel end play, and bearings
- Check suspension
- Check brake lines, hoses, and parking brake
- Measure front and rear brake linings
- Check clutch operation (if equipped)
- Check tires and tire tread depth
- Check battery performance
Unlike The Price Is Right or your high school's Hotwiring 101 class, today’s Groupon doesn’t get you a new car, but it does get the car you already own a lot of high-quality upkeep services—preventing vehicles from feeling neglected and covering themselves with ugly flame decals as a desperate cry for attention. Ready your ride for summer road trips and frenetic chase scenes at Alexander Mazda of Cool Springs.
Appointment required. Does not include synthetic oil.
Groupon Says
Regular Maintenance
Most cars need an oil change every 3,000 miles due to a failsafe installed by automotive companies to prevent cars from gaining independence and declaring war on humanity. Until electric and solar-powered cars become commonplace and round us all up into "meat camps," what are some of your other possessions that will require maintenance?
Bookshelves: To prevent your bookshelves from becoming cluttered, make sure to empty and burn their contents every three months.
Babies: Newborn babies require more love and care than normal humans. Wake your baby from a sound sleep at least three times a night in order to soothe its cries.
Computers: Computers, also known as "Typevisions," are prone to periodically catching online viruses. Preemptively stuff moldy bread into your CD-ROM drive to grow your own penicillin.
Marriages: Sorry, you've been misinformed. Marriages don't need to be worked on, they're fine the way they are. In fact, we don't have to talk about this, at all. Ever.
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