Like Judy Garland songs and arriving at your high-school reunion, bar crawls are more enjoyable when trolleys are involved. Clang the night away with today's Groupon to Belcourt Taps and Tapas. Choose from the following options:
- For $15, you get VIP admission to the Holiday Lights spiked-cider trolley that runs from December through early January (a $30 value). Trolleys depart at 6:45 p.m. on Thursdays and on 4 p.m. on Saturdays.
- For $15, you get VIP admission to the Brewery Crawl trolley that runs December through March (a $30 value). Trolleys depart at 4 p.m. on Saturdays.
- For $250, you get a private VIP trolley package for up to three hours and 30 people (a $450 value). Trolleys travel to your destination of choice.
Trolleys sally forth from Belcourt Taps and Tapas to chart a course of carousal to various breweries, bars, and festive outposts throughout around town. Embark on a holiday-trolley excursion, sipping on spiked cider while belting out Christmas carols and spotting seasonal lights arranged as Santa’s landing strip. Brewery tours ferry passengers to local breweries, channeling Dickensian good cheer as guests sip on froth-topped mugs of winter beers. Passengers can craft their own expedition with private trolley tours, welcoming up to 30 guests for three hours of mobilized merriment complete with holiday snacks and narration by the Ghost of Christmas Present.
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The Groupon Guide to: Surviving a Power Outage
Since Prometheus first stuck a copper tube into a fire to create electricity, man has relied on the surging strength of these charged particles to power his home and his life. If your power goes out, adhere to the following guidelines until it comes back on:
• Stay Calm: Or, if you're scared, start screaming.
• Get Prepared: Every household should have an emergency kit containing a flashlight, first-aid equipment (gauze, etc.), second-aid equipment (crossbows, etc.), and a year's supply of blood.
• Find Your Family: Huddle tightly in a central room of your home to silently decide whom you will eat first, when it comes to that.
• Strike First: It's only a matter of time before your neighbors ransack your house looking for food and spouses. Attack them preemptively, but be not distracted by baubles of gold and rubies—it's their bank of seeds that is most precious now.
• Wait Patiently: If you're a fool, that is. In the dark world you now live in, strength is the only law. Fashion yourself a crown of bricks and beaks, coronate yourself the Forever King, and declare your fingernail clippings the sole currency.
• Check the Fuse Box: Even if the power turns back on, you can't be prosecuted for crimes and seditions committed in the dark.
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